Lorne: Once the word spreads you beat up an innocent old man, well, the truly terrible will think twice before going toe-to-toe with our Avenging Angel. Spike: Yes. The geriatric community will be soiling their nappies when they hear you're on the case. Bravo.

'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Megan E. - Mar 13, 2006 5:43:16 am PST #3308 of 10001

Good! should clear you right up. *fingers crossed* No one should have Sauron as their vagina.


vw bug - Mar 13, 2006 6:07:58 am PST #3309 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Where is everyone? Monday being Monday?


tommyrot - Mar 13, 2006 6:09:44 am PST #3310 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Mondayosity levels are much higher than normal - even for a Monday....


vw bug - Mar 13, 2006 6:11:32 am PST #3311 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Dagnabit. That's what I was afraid of.

Monday, you're on notice!


Laura - Mar 13, 2006 6:14:03 am PST #3312 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Just a busy Monday for me, not more than usual.

Hope the Diflucan is a winner for you vw.

Much ~ma for you and yours Sail.

Well the Buffista ~ma was a little slow, but yay for the ring finally being found.


Jessica - Mar 13, 2006 6:16:21 am PST #3313 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

YAY! No more bacon sizzling in my vagina!

This definitely deserves a YAY.


Cashmere - Mar 13, 2006 6:25:25 am PST #3314 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

YAY! No more bacon sizzling in my vagina!

This definitely deserves a YAY.

It goes without saying.


brenda m - Mar 13, 2006 6:30:55 am PST #3315 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Probably inappropriate GA joke that flashed into my head and now won't leave:

Stop cooking in my vajayjay!

I'm sorry, I couldn't stop myself.


SailAweigh - Mar 13, 2006 7:13:11 am PST #3316 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Damn you, brenda! I couldn't resist the whitefont and now I want to know what the hell I missed this week. Wah.


Nicole - Mar 13, 2006 7:21:38 am PST #3317 of 10001
I'm getting the pig!

Damn you, brenda! I couldn't resist the whitefont and I'm just now finally recovering from a coughing fit that resulted from trying not to laugh until *after* I had swallowed my Diet Cherry Coke.

I failed miserably but I didn't get any on my desk. So far Monday is going pretty well.

{{{Bitches}}}