Well, you are getting a clean house. Did You look under Emmet's pillow? places I leave the remote - buried in the couch, by the fridge, next to the computer, in the bathroom, on the dresser or bed. really - the remote follows me around.
Saffron: I'll die. Mal: Well, as a courtesy, you might start getting busy on that, 'cause all this chatter ain't doin' me any kindness.
'Trash'
Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
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beth b - Mar 04, 2006 7:04:46 pm PST #2389 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
Steph L. - Mar 04, 2006 7:07:16 pm PST #2390 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
And I found Jacqueline's cool and stylish glasses which have been missing for a year.
Wait. A *year*? How does a person lose glasses for a YEAR?
See, this is proof that my eyesight is shite, because if I lost my glasses for 10 minutes, I'd end up skewering my spleen with a Sharpie, or something, because I'd be wandering around the apartment blindly. *Literally* blindly.
tommyrot - Mar 04, 2006 7:07:58 pm PST #2391 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
When friends ask me if I've seen the remote, my usual response is, "Did you look up your butt?"
That advice has yet to prove useful.
SuziQ - Mar 04, 2006 7:10:17 pm PST #2392 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
That is the standard question in our house too tommyrot. While the "up" part has not been correct, we do have a family with dead butt syndrome. No "princess and the pea" in this house.
Zenkitty - Mar 04, 2006 7:11:59 pm PST #2393 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Once again, Steph is me. I have three pairs of glasses just in case the regular pair... I don't know, explodes or something. Along with my contacts. Civilization could collapse, and I'd need them. My visual field is about six inches. I'd never survive in the wild.
SuziQ - Mar 04, 2006 7:15:06 pm PST #2394 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
I only have one pair of glasses, but I can see fine without them - I just get migraines and eventual eye strain if I go to long without. Shoot, most weekends I forget to put them on.
I bet these were not JZ's only pair - just a favorite pair.
Spidra Webster - Mar 04, 2006 7:18:24 pm PST #2395 of 10001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.
They won't let me link to it, but there's a post on this board where a remote control was indeed found "up someone's butt". An incredibly obese man who'd lost his remote and it was found somewhere amongst the voluminous folds near the fundament of his 400+ lb. frame.
DavidS - Mar 04, 2006 7:18:31 pm PST #2396 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Wait. A *year*? How does a person lose glasses for a YEAR?
She's been squinting a lot and making me nervous while she drives.
But you have to basically make her wear a velcro suit and stick things on to her body to keep her from losing them. She's like the most absent minded professor parody you've ever seen.
DavidS - Mar 04, 2006 7:19:58 pm PST #2397 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I bet these were not JZ's only pair - just a favorite pair.
How much did you bet? Her only pair. But these were really the first pair of glasses she needed on a regular basis. But she's been wearing them since I found them, getting a whole new world of nuance out of Steven Colbert, I'm sure.
SuziQ - Mar 04, 2006 7:22:40 pm PST #2398 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
Luckily it was a "in concept" bet only....
Hey, you never answered my autograph question. Should I try for a personalized autograph, or just a regular one?