I like citrus tums.
Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Tums are well named.
They should call Preparation H "Tushies" and Dr. Scholl's Powder "Tootsies" and stuff like that.
Wallybee she be!So oddly earwormed now.
Billy T. Williams, do you have any IMs?
Nup! I'm a man of mystery. I do have an email addy, though.
OMG! I just found out on Craigslist there's going to be LESBIAN SPEED DATING! I think I may have to go just for the trainwreck/drama/small world factor. It could be hysterical and so many kinds of wrong. Ooooh!
Right when she got to the station, she got a voicemail that said he was coming back that afternoon! She runs out, jumps in a cab - cause she'd had people over for dinner the night before, all kinds of mess. Freaks out, cleaning like a banshee... he got there at like eleven when she was in her pjs, asked if she wanted to go for a drink.
So she gets dressed and they go out. She almost misses her plane the next morning because she asked him to wake her up by seven but he left for work at five. Craazy. But she had the place spotless by then, at any rate.
Oh, I'll email you, but IMing is funner. Poo. (that's what they should call Pepto Bismol)
Oh! But! Turns out at one of the sessions, Duane was sitting right in front of Angelina Jolie. Who he says was enormous, so the twin thing seems on the money.
Brenda, that is hysterical. I wish I'd seen that apartment -- it sounds fab.
One of these days...