His temp was at around 87 degrees, no bowel sounds, no results from two enemas, thready pulse.

I'm sure it's awful, but the thing I immediately went to was "He was cold and sick so you gave him ENEMAS??"

Flirting can be so fun/energizing, but discovering that it's a habit...rather than a statement...for someone is so disappointing. Makes me wanna spit when I hear the phrase "don't hate the playah, hate the game".

Um. Heh. Well. I, uh...yeah. I'm a horrible and ridiculous perpetual flirt. I have been known to flirt with couches. I am all for flirtatious people. She just doesn't usually flirt with me, and seemed to be flirting WITH me, rather than just randomly being flirtatious in my direction. Sigh.

I think ita needs the dragon tights. They're totally her.

Guess what a common side effect is of the antibiotic I'm taking. C'mon, guess. It rhymes with "Bahrain."

Uh. I don't get it. What rhymes with Bahrain? (I'm literally sitting here going "Caraine? Daraine? Eahrain? Fahrain?" Oh, wait...jaw pain? Does that rhyme? It's too late at night for me. I'm a dork. And now I've let you all in on my dorky train of thought. Go Dork Train!)

last night I returned a wallet I found on the ground that had a Social Security Card and a check written out to cash in it

People still do that? (With the check, I mean) Wow! Did they give you a reward? Go you.

Yay for good interview, Nora! Best of luck.

And poor poor SA. Big hugs and best of luck to you and the evil elementary schoolers. Eesh. (OH! It was FOUND! YAY!)

I think berry-flavored Tums are better than the other flavors. This does not make them appropriate dessert, however. Of course, I had oatmeal and an apple for dinner, what do I know?

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Drunk and mad.

oooh! which rant? can you give me a hint?

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Trudy, my iChat appears to be nsm with the working. I'm not ignoring you if you've typed anything recently.

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t cwies because kwistin hates me

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You so are.

There are 'fistas who have stayed in that room. I can't believe they made it out alive.

Berry is the only flavor I can stomach. And it is way better than the alternative.

Soooo sleepy. Very long day. Tomorrow and Saturday will be even longer though so I guess I should be grateful that it is nine and I can rest now. Also I can see stuff finally getting pulled together which is completely gratifying.

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I don't! I don't! Just go upthread here and click on the link I posted. It will make you laugh, I promise.

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I totally ordered it.

Well, yeah.

Now I want a real dessert but there is none at the house.

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t screaming with laughter foreveranevah

I slept in that room. I DIDN'T survive. I'm a zombie.

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Someone sould get Cass brownies.

And give me an everything rub.

Oh, and Girlfirends is a weird show. That one actress looks old and young at the same time. I have zero idea what her age is supposed to be.

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Brenda is mad mad mad as a hatter.

Possibly.

Mint! What is wrong with mint. The fruit flvored ones are Nasty.

Regarding the rant: it involved a whole lot of gesticulating and general arm waving, and that's all I'll say.

Oh - were you still there when she got the word that Duane was coming home early? I know she was already in the subway station?

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