Zoe: We're getting him back. Jayne: What are we gonna do, clone him?

'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Steph L. - Mar 01, 2006 5:48:19 pm PST #1958 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Tooth pain (well, more like jaw pain) left totally, and almost all at once, after about an hour. Fucking weird, and really agonizing.

Stomach evacuated itself in all kinds of ways, and now is just occasionally rumbly, rather than full-out mutiny. (Which I'm sure you all *really* wanted to know.... t /sarcasm But the time span pretty clearly indicates that it was, in fact, the damn dodgy salmon.)

The Boy called in between bouts of stomach evacuation, and when I told him that my insides were staging a riot, he announced that he was coming over to make sure I was okay. I protested, saying I didn't want to barf on him, but he said "I've been barfed on before, and I survived, and you need someone to take care of you."

Concerned boy is sweet boy. Eeep.

But really, when I'm having stabby stomach pains, and thinking I might have to run to the bathroom at any minute, I don't want to be clutching my gut and whimpering in front of The Boy. But he came over anyway, and rubbed my feet, and told me distracting stories, and I didn't have to run for the bathroom, and eventually my stomach calmed down. And now I'm going to bed.


sj - Mar 01, 2006 5:58:32 pm PST #1959 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

{{{Teppy}}}


billytea - Mar 01, 2006 6:28:27 pm PST #1960 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

The Boy called in between bouts of stomach evacuation, and when I told him that my insides were staging a riot, he announced that he was coming over to make sure I was okay. I protested, saying I didn't want to barf on him, but he said "I've been barfed on before, and I survived, and you need someone to take care of you."

Aw. I'm now picturing a t-shirt with the slogan "I got barfed on and all I got was this lousy t-shirt", but of course it would need to be decorated with more than the slogan.

Anyway, I hope you feel better soon, but meanwhile I'm all kinds of happy that you have someone in line to look after you. And while it's true that you never want to look bad in front of the bats, it's a good sign that the bats are less concerned about it than you are.


amych - Mar 01, 2006 6:34:02 pm PST #1961 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I've been barfed on. While I agree with the someone-to-take-care-of-you sentiment, I never particularly wanted a t-shirt to commemorate the occasion.


beth b - Mar 01, 2006 6:35:13 pm PST #1962 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

{{vw}} thought the whole situation sounds odd to me, bu tI could be confused.

heath ma ~~`

and I suspect I am going to sleep soon. a 4 hour day wiped me out.


DCJensen - Mar 01, 2006 6:35:20 pm PST #1963 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

I'm actually halfway impatient to feel my first quake in SF.

My first california quake felt like a huge blinvisible truck rumbled through the room.


Cass - Mar 01, 2006 6:38:06 pm PST #1964 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Why isn't it Saturday yet?
Because I have two memorials and need to be pretty much ready to move by Saturday? Oh? Not about me?

Screw you guys t points right I'm going home.

Tep, boy sounds like a good one. Sweet even.


billytea - Mar 01, 2006 6:48:28 pm PST #1965 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Screw you guys [points right] I'm going home.

Well now. I wasn't really planning on that kind of date, but it's good to know you're in my corner, so to speak.


Trudy Booth - Mar 01, 2006 6:49:49 pm PST #1966 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

So, we're screwing in the corner?


SuziQ - Mar 01, 2006 6:51:17 pm PST #1967 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

I'm doing homework. Why, oh why, do I procrastinate. Like I haven't done enough today already. Geesh.

K-Bug had fantastic softball game, for those keeping score (ha-ha). She went 4 for 4 with a double and a triple. She had the hottest bat of the game. Yes, I'm a proud mama.