Tracy: Well-- That call -- That call means you just murdered me. Mal: No, son. You murdered yourself. I just carried the bullet a while.

'The Message'


Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Zenkitty - Feb 19, 2006 10:27:34 am PST #138 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I was a social worker, for a while. In my experience, a few are excellent (not me) and many are incompetent and lack compassion, or even brains. One social worker talked about how people usually die within 5 years of going into a nursing home, right in front of the woman who was soon going into one, and then asked me if she always trembled and shook like that. She even drew a little tombstone on the whiteboard to finish the "life timeline" she'd drawn! My boss used to say that one had to become hardened to peoples' hardships in order to be a good social worker. (!) She used to call me into her office for "talks" if she heard about me "not being stern enough" with my clients.


WindSparrow - Feb 19, 2006 10:41:32 am PST #139 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

I had better than usual luck with Theraflu's instant strip whosiwhatsis, the one in the green-blue box rather than the blue box with diphenhydramine. That plus a hot toddy actually made sleep possible for a few hours before I got to the doc for the real cough medicine.


Ginger - Feb 19, 2006 10:47:06 am PST #140 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I have been a world-class cougher in my day, and I have found that only codeine, sugar and alcohol work. Hard candy seems to work just as well as cough drops. Sometimes little sips of straight alcohol will stop a coughing fit.

Okay, zenkitty's "little tombstone" story is worse than mine, although this woman has thrown around the "die in a nursing home" statistic. It was just to the patient's niece and sister, not to the patient herself.


DCJensen - Feb 19, 2006 10:58:26 am PST #141 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

Feb. 15 - Police in Fort Worth, Texas, are looking for a crook who needs some help with his spelling.

Someone cut a hole in the roof of a Linens and Things Store, then broke into a safe. Police say the thief took cash and left something behind -- a message.

Officers found a partly eaten birthday cake in the store's break room. A note on the bulletin board read: "Happy B-Day, From Ur Friendy Rooftop Boogler."

So far, no arrests have been made.


Katerina Bee - Feb 19, 2006 11:14:22 am PST #142 of 10001
Herding cats for fun

Happy Birthday, Beverly! May the coming year be as wonderful as you are. And may there be lots of zero-calorie pie, too.


ChiKat - Feb 19, 2006 11:47:32 am PST #143 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Happy Birthday, Beverly!!!!

I'm finally putting away the Christmas decorations.

I never even put any up because of my laziness. I think I have you beat.

shrift & Fay in Chicago? That would be happy-making. Sit back and picture: shrift, Fay, brenda m, aurelia, Kalshane, tommyrot and Kathy A. all in one place. Add in SA and Sail (she's close enough to drive down). I'll take pictures and post them, I promise.


DCJensen - Feb 19, 2006 11:52:41 am PST #144 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

Has anyone mentioned this fence from a yard in NY on Friday? Cool.

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SailAweigh - Feb 19, 2006 11:53:39 am PST #145 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

I'm all for more Buffistas in the Chicago area! Not that I need more excuses to go down to visit, but every little bit helps.


DavidS - Feb 19, 2006 11:53:52 am PST #146 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Hey we made it up to Tahoe intact. It only took 9 hours. (usually its a 3.5 hour trip)

However, now that we're up here we're having fun with snowball fights and poker. Sledding begins at 3pm.


SailAweigh - Feb 19, 2006 11:57:48 am PST #147 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Hec, you could have had that here with only a 4 hour plane ride. IJS.