Man, I'm feeling the S1 crack love here.
Um, well, we listened to aggressively cheerful music sung by people chosen for their ability to dance. Then we ate cookie dough, and talked about boys.
Giles ,'Get It Done'
Fan Fiction: Writers, Readers, and Enablers
This thread is for fanfic recs, links, and discussion, but not for actual posting of fanfic.
P.M. Marc - Apr 26, 2005 12:05:29 pm PDT #9924 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
askye - Apr 26, 2005 12:13:56 pm PDT #9925 of 10000
Thrive to spite them
I was going to mention Mama Kent slapping Lex but I had to do actual work. And I didn't want to get caught typing the words "15' alien cocktree"
It's Clark's ship that changes Lex so Lex can have Clark's babies.
SailAweigh - Apr 26, 2005 1:04:18 pm PDT #9926 of 10000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
::laughing hysterically at alien cocktree::
Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 26, 2005 1:13:41 pm PDT #9927 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
I was so proud of Dana; she corrupted us, and we corrupted him!
Wait, wasn't he writing subtexty exchanges between Angel & Doyle and Angel & Wesley long before we got our hands on him?
Betsy HP - Apr 26, 2005 1:20:40 pm PDT #9928 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Oh, absolutely. But did he know the word "slash"?
shrift - Apr 27, 2005 7:28:15 am PDT #9929 of 10000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I don't have a link to the original discussion, but I can post what made it into the BRQG:
Fay: I was deeply saddened that there wasn't any more explanation of the whereabouts of The SuperBaby, though - I was firmly of the belief that Lex had to be carrying it in his ass, and should hence have developed a booty that would put J-Lo to shame. Evidently the 15' x 5' SuperPenis managed (unsurprisingly) to deposit the SuperSperm somewhere in Lex's abdomen instead.
shrift: Fifteen feet! It's the Jolly Krypton Giant! Clark must have penis space vaster by far than the katana space in Duncan MacLeod's ubiquitous duster!
Fay: I always knew Lex was brave, but my goodness, the sheer chutzpa of the man. Such masterly understatement in the face of a flesh-rendingly vast alien appendage. 'Is that a Grenade Launcher in your pocket or are you pleased to see me?'
Dana: Clark, you'll rip me apart like wrapping paper, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make for our love.
shrift: I'm imagining Lex clinging to Clark's cock like it's a mast in a tossing sea of lust.
Nutty: Grenade launcher, nothing. That's a Stinger missile. You can take down a helicopter with one of those, yaknow.
Although, generally speaking, one doesn't take something 5' around in hand. One might try to tuck it under one arm, but one would probably end up plopping it into a wheelbarrow or a flatbed truck.
To say nothing of what it's got to weigh.
Fay: And human teens think they have problems with getting inconvenient erections?
Dana - Apr 27, 2005 8:31:59 am PDT #9930 of 10000
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
That just improved my day by a factor of ten.
(shrift, I had plans to e-mail you yesterday, but I suspect I'm in waving distance of being as busy as you are.)
shrift - Apr 27, 2005 8:54:33 am PDT #9931 of 10000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
(shrift, I had plans to e-mail you yesterday, but I suspect I'm in waving distance of being as busy as you are.)
(Nn. Yeah. I've been kind of AWOL. Work+wedding stuff+me feeling like ass+my stress goes to 11!!!!=me unable to deal with fandom.)
Dana - Apr 27, 2005 9:01:31 am PDT #9932 of 10000
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
(I figured. Some day we'll look back at this and be glad it's over.)
Consuela - Apr 29, 2005 8:11:42 pm PDT #9933 of 10000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Huh. Someone did her homework. [link]
Look at the "fanfic links" page. There's even a link to Leviathan. And the writer interviewed Kemper!