I'm supposed to deliver you to the Master now. There's this whole deal where I get to be immortal. Are you cool with that?

Xander ,'Lessons'


Fan Fiction: Writers, Readers, and Enablers  

This thread is for fanfic recs, links, and discussion, but not for actual posting of fanfic.


Dana - Feb 11, 2005 6:39:49 am PST #9518 of 10000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Michael gets Mary-Sue-ized:

His hair was perfect, a combination of textures, a fusion of wondrous colors, an astoundingly perfect blend of sun kissed locks and even in this light one could see the distinctive russet, auburn, dark blonde, dark brown and silver and gray locks.

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He was truly a magnificent specimen of a man, handsome but not pretty, tall but not gigantic, trim but not skinny and unaffected as all hell.


amych - Feb 11, 2005 6:42:59 am PST #9519 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

one could see the distinctive russet, auburn, dark blonde, dark brown and silver and gray locks.

I've seen that look a lot. It generally makes me think "highlighting malfunction."


Susan W. - Feb 11, 2005 6:43:17 am PST #9520 of 10000
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

even in this light one could see the distinctive russet, auburn, dark blonde, dark brown and silver and gray locks.

He sounds like a tortoiseshell (sp?) cat!


Sophia Brooks - Feb 11, 2005 7:11:35 am PST #9521 of 10000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

the distinctive russet, auburn, dark blonde, dark brown and silver and gray

It sound to me like Joseph's Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat!


erikaj - Feb 11, 2005 7:16:57 am PST #9522 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!

She never heard of "Less is more," I have to see this movie? Show? to see if anybody really looks like that.


Nutty - Feb 11, 2005 8:11:35 am PST #9523 of 10000
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

I am sorry. Anybody short of the Chiquita Banana woman does not need more than one sentence or two adjectives (whichever takes up less space) to describe HAIR.

Especially on a man. For men, it is like, "He was not bald, but he was not a member of Guns 'n' Roses." Draw your own conclusion.


§ ita § - Feb 11, 2005 8:19:01 am PST #9524 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Especially on a man. For men, it is like, "He was not bald, but he was not a member of Guns 'n' Roses." Draw your own conclusion.

But then you miss this, this, not to mention this, the variety here, or the beauty here.

Women's hair? Call me prejudiced, but a little less ... involving.


Nutty - Feb 11, 2005 8:51:37 am PST #9525 of 10000
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

ita, there is only so much description a julius casar haircut can take before bursting into flames on a man's head.

...which event, in itself, would require lots of description!


§ ita § - Feb 11, 2005 8:53:48 am PST #9526 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

If all men had caesars, I might agree with you.


Noumenon - Feb 11, 2005 8:55:43 am PST #9527 of 10000
No other candidate is asking the hard questions, like "Did geophysicists assassinate Jim Henson?" or "Why is there hydrogen in America's water supply?" --defective yeti

I'm amused by the way you fit two links into the word "this." So much hypertext, so little text! I bet Dennis Rodman has had russet, auburn, dark blonde, dark brown and silver and gray locks -- though even he probably didn't have them all at the same time.