Oh, dear. I have to share this, because it's just too frightening for words.
Don't say I didn't warn you.
This girl at school? She told me that gelatin is made from ground-up cow's feet and that every time you eat Jell-O there's some cow out there limping around without any feet. But I told her that I'm sure the cow is dead before they cut its feet off, right?
Dawn ,'Never Leave Me'
Fan Fiction: Writers, Readers, and Enablers
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Consuela - Jul 14, 2004 10:21:43 am PDT #8615 of 10000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
brenda m - Jul 14, 2004 10:22:51 am PDT #8616 of 10000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Oh dear. I just looked at the url and I'm already afeered.
P.M. Marc - Jul 14, 2004 10:28:22 am PDT #8617 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Undo it! Undo it!
Or pass me the spoons with which to remove my eyes.
Nutty - Jul 14, 2004 10:40:26 am PDT #8618 of 10000
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
I don't even need to click on the link to go blind. Sadly, I have encountered that brand of insanity (though not that particular instantiation) before.
I mean, sadly in the sense of "guess who totally misses the point of the source text!"
amych - Jul 14, 2004 10:41:29 am PDT #8619 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
eww ewww ewww!!!
Dana - Jul 14, 2004 11:12:59 am PDT #8620 of 10000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
t dies
Theodosia - Jul 14, 2004 12:28:17 pm PDT #8621 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
PMM, the traditional instrument for eye-removal is the mighty spork. Occasionally, a knifoon may be employed.
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P.M. Marc - Jul 14, 2004 12:28:54 pm PDT #8622 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
PMM, the traditional instrument for eye-removal is the might spork. Occasionally, a knifoon may be employed.
Sporks take too long.
sumi - Jul 14, 2004 12:29:35 pm PDT #8623 of 10000
Art Crawl!!!
Luckily we have an entire sack of sporks in our conference room.
Atropa - Jul 14, 2004 2:41:01 pm PDT #8624 of 10000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Why did I click on the link? Whhyyyyyyy?