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Connie Neil - Dec 20, 2003 8:13:44 pm PST #6844 of 10000
brillig

Elena, my twin!


Connie Neil - Dec 20, 2003 8:14:30 pm PST #6845 of 10000
brillig

Step away from the Kissenger, we're begging you.


SailAweigh - Dec 20, 2003 8:15:40 pm PST #6846 of 10000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Henry Kissinger I can deal. Just don't do Ari Onassis, I could never understand what Jackie saw in him.


Connie Neil - Dec 20, 2003 8:18:46 pm PST #6847 of 10000
brillig

what Jackie saw in him

"Huge--tracts of land."


Elena - Dec 20, 2003 8:19:09 pm PST #6848 of 10000
Thanks for all the fish.

Several hundred million dollars, I believe.

Connie! She of my shared brain.


Michele T. - Dec 20, 2003 8:19:29 pm PST #6849 of 10000
with a gleam in my eye, and an almost airtight alibi

The fact that he was exceedingly wealthy and provided her with luxury and safety well the hell out of the country where people kept killing her relatives by marriage isn't enough?


Connie Neil - Dec 20, 2003 8:20:33 pm PST #6850 of 10000
brillig

She of my shared brain.

Yeah, and about those cookie crumbs that are all over the medulla oblongata--they ain't mine.


Elena - Dec 20, 2003 8:21:12 pm PST #6851 of 10000
Thanks for all the fish.

They're Otis', and they aren't so much cookie crumbs as chaw.


Connie Neil - Dec 20, 2003 8:22:33 pm PST #6852 of 10000
brillig

Oh, god, no . . . Damn it, I've told him to clean out the spittoon. Martha is going to have his hide.


SailAweigh - Dec 20, 2003 8:28:12 pm PST #6853 of 10000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

But, but...Onassis had no charm, Kissinger had charm. I'd do Kissinger. I'd drown Onassis. But then, I never got Prince Ranier and Grace, either. It's not like I'm thinking of physical attributes, but at least Kissinger we saw enough of on TV to have some idea of how he thought and I find intelligent men extremely sexy. Onassis and Ranier may have been/is intelligent, but it's never been demonstrated to me. Money, land, whatever, are ephemeral, brains are forever (in most cases, Alzheimer's not included).