Elena, my twin!
Mayor ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'
Fan Fiction: Writers, Readers, and Enablers
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Step away from the Kissenger, we're begging you.
Henry Kissinger I can deal. Just don't do Ari Onassis, I could never understand what Jackie saw in him.
what Jackie saw in him
"Huge--tracts of land."
Several hundred million dollars, I believe.
Connie! She of my shared brain.
The fact that he was exceedingly wealthy and provided her with luxury and safety well the hell out of the country where people kept killing her relatives by marriage isn't enough?
She of my shared brain.
Yeah, and about those cookie crumbs that are all over the medulla oblongata--they ain't mine.
They're Otis', and they aren't so much cookie crumbs as chaw.
Oh, god, no . . . Damn it, I've told him to clean out the spittoon. Martha is going to have his hide.
But, but...Onassis had no charm, Kissinger had charm. I'd do Kissinger. I'd drown Onassis. But then, I never got Prince Ranier and Grace, either. It's not like I'm thinking of physical attributes, but at least Kissinger we saw enough of on TV to have some idea of how he thought and I find intelligent men extremely sexy. Onassis and Ranier may have been/is intelligent, but it's never been demonstrated to me. Money, land, whatever, are ephemeral, brains are forever (in most cases, Alzheimer's not included).