Damn you, Bridget! Damn you to Hades! You broke my heart in a million pieces! You made me love you, and then you-- I SHAVED MY BEARD FOR YOU, DEVIL WOMAN!

Monty ,'Trash'


Fan Fiction: Writers, Readers, and Enablers  

This thread is for fanfic recs, links, and discussion, but not for actual posting of fanfic.


erikaj - Dec 15, 2003 4:53:47 am PST #6807 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!

I have that problem with Tim Bayliss all the time. Kissing helps.


shrift - Dec 15, 2003 5:02:34 am PST #6808 of 10000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I don't think kissing is going to help.

I even hatched a Faith/Wonder Woman crossover idea while trying to avoid writing the Bat.

t sighs

t wishes she could hit Batman with an amnesia ray

t realizes he would still be a contrary bastard even with memory loss

t cries


amych - Dec 15, 2003 5:06:49 am PST #6809 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

realizes he would still be a contrary bastard even with memory loss

Yes he would. Someone who is not me and is not inundated with a constant flow of never-to-be-written batbunnies needs to write it.


erikaj - Dec 15, 2003 5:12:39 am PST #6810 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!

This is true, but that's why you love him. Timmy's brain gets all scrambled from the kissage.(What do you expect from a guy who remembers the name of the girl he crushed on in the second grade? Bernadette Marie Alice Rinehart, in case you're in a room of H:LOTS geeks and need a secret handshake.I couldn't remember my second grade "honey's" name at all.)


shrift - Dec 15, 2003 5:13:25 am PST #6811 of 10000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I may make the suggestion to certain people. Heh.

I love Batman. I adore his dysfunctional ass. And I think he's the most difficult character I've ever tackled.

You know how writing is sometimes like pulling teeth? This is like attempting to perform self-orthodontia in the pitch black of night with fingers numb from the cold.


Calli - Dec 15, 2003 9:15:26 am PST #6812 of 10000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

And I'm trying to write Batman/Flash for her, and Batman is driving me insane.

No one should be that self-aware. Grrr.

I can see where this would be frustrating. Does it have to be from his PoV?


shrift - Dec 15, 2003 9:20:08 am PST #6813 of 10000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Does it have to be from his PoV?

This one kind of does, unfortunately. Next time I try this, we're gonna be in Flash's head, damn it.


Deena - Dec 15, 2003 10:39:43 am PST #6814 of 10000
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

You're slashing Flash and Batman? It oughta be Superman. That's almost canon.


shrift - Dec 15, 2003 10:53:51 am PST #6815 of 10000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

You're slashing Flash and Batman? It oughta be Superman. That's almost canon.

Oh, I'd like to write that, too.

Actually, I just want to sit back and have people write it for me so I don't have to painfully suffer through the process of writing Batman in first person.


P.M. Marc - Dec 15, 2003 8:18:44 pm PST #6816 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

I have a Bunny.

I'm not allowed the DVDs for at least ten days.

However, I just said in a comment to Mer in my LJ that Norrington is much what Wes would have been if Wes had had a stable home life. Then I suggested that Norrington would have made a good Watcher.

Then I saw Norrington being called back to England on business, only the business is to go into the family career with the Council for some reason.

If someone writes it for me for Christmas, I'll be happy as a clam.