t speechless

I'm relieved that I wasn't the only one actually worried that Nikita's tailbone wasn't so vestigial.

as he felt his soldiers rising

Her tail relentlessly and unequivocally rubbed harder, more sensually against his reluctant appendage,

her hands had plopped out his engorging member and she was busy manhandling it just in the perfect manner

Nikita seemed to take her time steering him in and out of the lust filled traffic, her mouth busy with the fullness of him and his body tense like a car-fan-belt with the pleasure driven home by the woman.

He incorporated himself on the bed,

his jeans haphazardly still clothing part of his body.

Every time I thought it couldn't get worse ... it did. i can merely stand back and boggle.

I know this has been asked before, but is this writer serious?

Holy... I'm speechless, but not in a good way. "Honey, no!"(/Karen Walker)

Dies laughing.

Points y'all over to endings she called beginnings (DCverse) in the event that you haven't read it, so you can wipe that bad taste from your eyes.

Well, at least I feel better knowing I wasn't the only one wondering about the tail thing.

Other than that, MOMMY! MAKE IT STOP!

What characters do you like better in fic than onscreen? Who do you like less in fic?

I do find that I like Draco quite a bit more in fic than I do in the Harry Potter books. (Somehow, recently, Draco/Harry suddenly began to made a deep and rightly *sense* to me, and I devoured everything on Polyrecs in that pairing and all the good stuff I could find. Transfigurations was as good as everyone said it was, bless Res and her awesome powers of writing. I think the Draco thing came on the advent of the actor hitting puberty and beginning to scorch my screen in the PoA trailer.)

I liked Dawn both on and offscreen, and I never developed a taste for Connor at all; I liked early Cordy better onscreen than off, because so much of her character was physical and not text. Bayliss facinates me way more in fiction, and my love of Fraser/RayK and Jim/Blair is so skewered by fanfiction that it's almost jarring to see the television episodes.

The characters of Witchblade I prefer onscreen, and I tend to prefer Lex and Clark offscreen versus on. I don't know, I can't think of all my fandoms and all the characters I like. That's some of it.

In other news, popslash has eaten my brain and I've fallen headfirst into the OC. Seth/Ryan, baybee. Seth/Ryan.

His... soldiers... rising?

I'm so confused.

I know this has been asked before, but is this writer serious?

Yep. And her fans swear her writing turns them on.

Transfigurations was as good as everyone said it was, bless Res and her awesome powers of writing.

Amen and hallelujah. That's one of the stories I loaded on my Palm Pilot and stayed up late reading. And then finally reached the end on a lunch break at work and sat in my car and cried. (Not at the actual ending so much, but stuff like Harry making the memorial.

Amych, put DOWN the badfic and go to the DCverse. RUN to the DCverse.

I don't care if you've already read it already.

Te told me to read it, so I'm telling you.

I never developed a taste for Connor at all

Freak! BonBon hating FREAK!