the one who wrote that prison sex story where Clark went to prison for having MP3s, gay porn, and alien invasion scenarios on his laptop.

I'm evil. This sounds intriguing. But only if Lex is fighting valiantly to get him released. Hell, I've never seen the show, but I occasionally read the slash.

I'm evil. This sounds intriguing.

It's not. Trust me.

Sigh. But the idea of Superman getting busted for having informaton on alien invasions is amusing.

He isn't really busted for the alien invasion stuff though--it's for the mp3s, the alien invasion stuff is just thown in there as if it were the least of their worries. Plus Superman was in general population...I don't know if I'm defending this or trying to make it sound really bad so you'll go read it...

On the other hand, I read Gillian Silverlight's latest offering on BFA...I prefered the prison fic, where at least I was giggling at the premise through out.

One minor nitpick from someone who has seen Mighty Ducks 2 far too many times: it was the Junior Goodwill Games, not the Junior Olympics.

Thanks. I couldn't remember. And research seemed bad at three am.

There was a woman in XF who thought that Mulder was an Unappreciated Hero, and that the Scullyists Were In Power and Abused the Right-Thinking Writers of Mulder-As-Hero stories. She would post these appalling rants WITH CAPITALS, and very poorly characterized stories that had Mulder and Scully getting stoned with Mulder's gay friends from Oxford.

You know, every now and then I get this warm fuzzy feeling about the world I live in. Like during the Superbowl halftime show this year, which was so, so awful, and kitschy, and I just grinned all the way through it, because isn't it great to live in a world that can make such awful, kitschy things just for fun?

And I just had that feeling. Probably because I never had to deal with the woman in question myself, but. Hee! Bad fanfic about getting stoned with Mulder's gay Oxford friends! That just warms the cockles of my heart, somehow.

Oh! That kind of stoned! Here I was thinking Biblical stoning and going "That's damned odd."

Oh, see, that's funnier.

But Consuela left out some of the best parts! Like, when she was complaining that no one appreciated Mulder enough, she was doing it on a list specifically devoted to fiction about and analysis of Scully. And then she was shocked (shocked!) to find out slashers didn't appreciate Mulder either. And the stories with the 2000-word author's notes describing how she'd been oppressed by the Scullyist hierarchy and if you didn't like her stories, you were what was wrong with America today.

Ah, man. I get nostalgic just thinking about it.

And the stories with the 2000-word author's notes describing how she'd been oppressed by the Scullyist hierarchy and if you didn't like her stories, you were what was wrong with America today.

Still funny. From a distance. The Scullyist hierarchy! Hee.

Though you know, I was never part of X-Files fandom. For all I know, she was right and you and Consuela are part of the dastardly Scullyist hierarchy. Help, help, I'm being oppressed!