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Fan Fiction: Writers, Readers, and Enablers  

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Dani - Oct 06, 2002 8:43:41 am PDT #367 of 10000
I believe vampires are the world's greatest golfers

he had some places at which he was a regular where they rinsed the glass with vermouth and then filled it with gin.

That's how we did it at the place I tended bar in university.

I blame the BRQG (well, okay, and my desperate need to procrastinate) for the fact that I went looking for the infamous NSync/Pern crossover and read some of it last night.

It's not badfic in the traditional sense of the word; it doesn't have enough grammar/spelling issues to choke a cat, nor is there an egregiously-named MarySue. If you did a search n' replace with all the boy names, it'd be a pretty decent Pern story.


P.M. Marc - Oct 06, 2002 10:50:04 am PDT #368 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

In college, the recipe for the Perfect Martini, was "pour chilled gin into a martini glass and think nice thoughts about Vermouth."

This is my FiL and his brother.

The gin & tonic? Keep gin in fridge with a bottle of tonic; look at the tonic when pouring the gin.


Miracleman - Oct 06, 2002 1:25:32 pm PDT #369 of 10000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

In college, the recipe for the Perfect Martini, was "pour chilled gin into a martini glass and think nice thoughts about Vermouth."

I have a friend who makes screwdrivers in a similar way.

Pour the vodka into a glass. Go to the fridge. Open the fridge. Show the vodka the orange juice. Close fridge. Drink "screwdriver".


Burrell - Oct 06, 2002 2:51:23 pm PDT #370 of 10000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

My husband's old boss preferred his vodka on ice, with a twist of lemon. He made no bones of calling it anything else.

For my martinis, I like the spray the vermouth over the ice with a mister method. You get just enough vermouth.


Michele T. - Oct 06, 2002 3:58:07 pm PDT #371 of 10000
with a gleam in my eye, and an almost airtight alibi

On the original topic of Scotch -- there are two good cheap funky bars within staggering distance of what I've been known to refer to as the Mishadome.

One has Laphroaig for $6 a pop, and the other has it for $5. Now, since the beers I can drink run somewhere between $4 and $5 at these places (one does have cheap-ass beer for $2.50 per, but it's cheap-ass beer), I feel wrong not drinking the Laphroaig. So I can say from experience that if you're already a Scotch drinker of any kind, the tolerance for Laphroaig is (a) quickly picked up, especially if (b) you're drinking a lot of it at once. So (c), if you find the right funky bar, it's a very affordable night out. And (d), now I want a drink, and I need to get back to what I was doing before I logged on instead.


Rebecca Lizard - Oct 06, 2002 9:21:34 pm PDT #372 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

This is really, really funny.


esse - Oct 06, 2002 10:53:56 pm PDT #373 of 10000
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

Anyone have a Speranza link? It's in my bookmarks ... somewhere....


Rebecca Lizard - Oct 06, 2002 10:56:33 pm PDT #374 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

Like [link] ?


askye - Oct 06, 2002 10:58:06 pm PDT #375 of 10000
Thrive to spite them

s.a.--Speranza.


esse - Oct 06, 2002 10:58:36 pm PDT #376 of 10000
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

Thanks. :)