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Rebecca Lizard - Dec 08, 2002 7:50:12 pm PST #1401 of 10000

You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

Evil, evil badfic.

"Wild night?" Wash asks cheerily and nudges me good-naturedly with his shoulder. I don't know when or how it happened, but somehow, this easy-going man has become my closest friend on the ship. It's nice to have someone to talk to. As much as I love Jayne and am growing to love the Captain, neither of them have much use for what they consider idle chitchat.

I cover a huge yawn with a hand, nod, and say, "The Captain joined us last night."

"You know, you shouldn't let those two wear you out so much," he says with a little concern and a smile. "You're the only doc we've got and it just wouldn't do for you to drop dead from being over-fucked."

'Cause, ew.

Elena - Dec 08, 2002 7:51:48 pm PST #1402 of 10000

Thanks for all the fish.

Huh. That's... Huh.

askye - Dec 08, 2002 7:55:42 pm PST #1403 of 10000

Thrive to spite them

I haven't read much Firefly but strangly I think I know what story that's from. At least I've only seen one Mal/Jayne/Simon story.

§ ita § - Dec 08, 2002 8:13:23 pm PST #1404 of 10000

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

No! Don't slash the doctor! He's straight!

Burrell - Dec 08, 2002 8:18:34 pm PST #1405 of 10000

Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Go ahead, slash the doctor, just don't slash Wash. He's the straight one.

Elena - Dec 08, 2002 8:20:15 pm PST #1406 of 10000

Thanks for all the fish.

I think that Simon is straight; Jayne, however, I think will go for whatever is handy, though he won't kiss them on the mouth.

P.M. Marc - Dec 08, 2002 8:23:32 pm PST #1407 of 10000

So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Simon is only straight in the Sister Lovin' Freak way.

Other than that, he's totally gay.

Elena - Dec 08, 2002 8:28:53 pm PST #1408 of 10000

Thanks for all the fish.

The vests are confusing the issue. Once we have a naked!Simon episode we'll begin to see the truth.

P.M. Marc - Dec 08, 2002 8:31:27 pm PST #1409 of 10000

So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

The vests are confusing the issue. Once we have a naked!Simon episode we'll begin to see the truth.

The Caduceus tattoo with the little interlocking Mars Sigils? A dead give-away.

Elena - Dec 08, 2002 8:58:10 pm PST #1410 of 10000

Thanks for all the fish.

Okay, if he actually does grow a big, black mustache then he'll be so very gay.

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