You do well to flee, townspeople! I will pillage your lands and dwellings! I will burn your crops and make merry sport with your more attractive daughters! Ha ha ha! Mark my words! Ooh! Ale! I smell delicious ale!

Olaf the Troll ,'Showtime'


Buffista Movies 5: Development Hell  

A place to talk about movies--old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.

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JZ - Jul 09, 2007 7:49:22 am PDT #9996 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

So aside from Harry Potter, what else are people looking forward to seeing that's coming out this summer?

Waitress, Bourne, POTC3, Knocked Up... well, really, anything on a big screen. I miss Going To The Movies, dammit!


JZ - Jul 09, 2007 7:50:53 am PDT #9997 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I don't think I have a very good grasp of the plot at this point, beyond "Matt Damon pissed. Matt Damon kick some ass."

I remember the mournful Night Of The Hunter- like underwater shot, and then a whole bunch of "Matt Damon broken. Matt Damon kill. Matt Damon still broken. Matt Damon my big broken lethal woobie."


§ ita § - Jul 09, 2007 7:50:59 am PDT #9998 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I think my shaky visual field helps me with the Bourne movies. Unless mentioned that the camera jittered, I don't think I'd notice.


megan walker - Jul 09, 2007 7:51:14 am PDT #9999 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Most of what I remember of the second one, sadly, is being so nauseated by the rapid camera movement in the various chases that I couldn't even watch it.

Hah. As I told my friend she should see them, I warned her about this with the second one.


Polter-Cow - Jul 09, 2007 7:51:39 am PDT #10000 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Roll the credits.


§ ita § - Jul 09, 2007 8:17:56 am PDT #10001 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

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