The plot was nonsense, as it was written by Alias writers, but that's not the point
The basis of the plot wasn't written by them. They had second crack at it. And I heard that Bay rewrote too. So it'd not be fair to blame it on them.
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§ ita § - Jul 08, 2007 6:52:43 am PDT #9956 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Laga - Jul 08, 2007 7:26:13 am PDT #9957 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
And another brilliant original screenplay ends up on the shelf.
Polter-Cow - Jul 08, 2007 8:17:15 am PDT #9958 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
The basis of the plot wasn't written by them. They had second crack at it. And I heard that Bay rewrote too. So it'd not be fair to blame it on them.
Heh, really? Because the whole magical map on the glasses and EVERYONE WANTS THE CUUUUUUBE had a very Alias feel to me. Of course, I'm not sure if I would expect a Transformers plot not to be nonsense.
What did strike me as amusing, however, is that the movie takes place in an alternate universe in which Transformers never existed. Because at no point during the movie does anyone yell, "Oh my God, it's a TRANSFORMER!"
Frankenbuddha - Jul 08, 2007 11:11:41 am PDT #9959 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Holy shit people, only 40+ posts to go. Any way we can turn this sucker over before Harry Potter comes out on Wednesday?
Laga - Jul 08, 2007 11:18:27 am PDT #9960 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
What's the rationale for quickly using up the last posts in a thread? I'm just curious.
Polter-Cow - Jul 08, 2007 11:19:15 am PDT #9961 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
It's fun?
Also, I think the practical matter is that it keeps actual, viable conversations from being split between threads.
Laga - Jul 08, 2007 11:20:56 am PDT #9962 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Ok that makes sense.
Amy - Jul 08, 2007 12:52:07 pm PDT #9963 of 10001
Because books.
Plus, it's cool as hell to get the last post.
Laga - Jul 08, 2007 1:08:10 pm PDT #9964 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
I'm assuming the most ultimately cool last post would be one that says merely, "LAST!" or even "L@5T!!1!"
Frankenbuddha - Jul 08, 2007 2:40:19 pm PDT #9965 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
I'm assuming the most ultimately cool last post would be one that says merely, "LAST!" or even "L@5T!!1!"
Nah, it's the one that gets in before the stompies close the existing thread. Content is secondary.