Damn you, Bridget! Damn you to Hades! You broke my heart in a million pieces! You made me love you, and then you-- I SHAVED MY BEARD FOR YOU, DEVIL WOMAN!

Monty ,'Trash'


Buffista Movies 5: Development Hell  

A place to talk about movies--old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.


Polter-Cow - Jun 23, 2007 3:45:12 pm PDT #9625 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I agree with your whitefont, though. They totally wasted Norrington.


DebetEsse - Jun 23, 2007 5:47:37 pm PDT #9626 of 10001
Woe to the fucking wicked.

I'm watching Phantom on Hallmark.

This is, indeed, as bad as I thought. The singing, oh God... t shudders

Also, the costumer seems to have a corset fetish, and the director watched Moulin Rouge too many times.

And no one ever explained to anyone why we hold our hands at the level of our eyes.


Frankenbuddha - Jun 23, 2007 5:50:23 pm PDT #9627 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Also, the costumer seems to have a corset fetish, and the director watched Moulin Rouge too many times.

OK, one of these things I can see as a negative, but the other makes me wonder which place this person thinks they are posting.


DebetEsse - Jun 23, 2007 6:00:42 pm PDT #9628 of 10001
Woe to the fucking wicked.

There is a time and a place. And, really, enough space for plenty of corsetry in the movie without it pinging me as corset porn.

I think the scene of Christine being laced into one was what pushed it over the edge for me.


Frankenbuddha - Jun 23, 2007 6:06:19 pm PDT #9629 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I dunno. Isn't "gratuitous corsetry" pretty much a Buffista oxymoron? I'll leave it to the board to decide.


DavidS - Jun 23, 2007 7:37:11 pm PDT #9630 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I dunno. Isn't "gratuitous corsetry" pretty much a Buffista oxymoron? I'll leave it to the board to decide.

I vote oxymoron.


Laga - Jun 24, 2007 7:42:17 am PDT #9631 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I vote: the more corsets the better. We went to Pirates Dinner Adventure yesterday and when the princess came out the first thing I said was, "they could have laced her up tighter."


Scrappy - Jun 24, 2007 9:03:05 am PDT #9632 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

I saw 1408 lat night. I am not a real horror movie goer, so I don't know how it stacks up, but it scared the bejesus outta me. They used the mundane artifacts of hotel rooms sand the hotel experience to great effect. Cusack was practically a one-man show, and did a terrific job.

I thought the last half hour was pretty predictably twist-and-turny, so the film lost intensity for me.

I LOVED when the "you are here" sigh got blacked out, so only the room existed.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 24, 2007 9:24:26 am PDT #9633 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I didn't think it was nearly as bad as I expected going in, but the skydiving ghosts and zombie in the vents and exploding/flooding/snowing room were a bit much. The best parts were when Enslin was losing his grip due to the little tricks of perception and growing more and more incoherent. They SO should have had Cusack say "My brother was eaten by wolves on the New Jersey Turnpike" as a non-sequitur to show his degenerating mental condition rather than just have it as a text passage in the room's records .


megan walker - Jun 24, 2007 10:33:01 am PDT #9634 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Saw Paris, je t'aime yesterday. I was disappointed overall. The pieces just didn't hang together for me. Nor did they convey the sense of place I expected given the title. A few definitely did and were beautiful (the one with the woman from Maria Full of Grace, the one with the Muslim girl, the Gena Rowlands one), but I don't know that they made up for the ones I absolutely hated.