Here's what they say about Empire Strikes Back:
Maybe you're thinking it doesn't feel like an action movie, what with Luke's kinda boring, Jedi training on the swamp planet, Han and Leia's chaste romance, Chewie rocking the third-wheeliness, and Lando pimping it up at Cloud City. But the best of George Lucas' sci-fi sextology still found time to blow our minds. Not only did it get us to believe in a little green puppet, it boasted blistering sequences, like the Imperial attack on Hoth, the Millennium Falcon dodging through the asteroid field, and the most hand-optional father-son reunion since the Hook family's last Christmas party.
Feh. I'm sorry, the first 20 minutes of Return of the Jedi is more actiony than the whole of Empire. Iron bikini! Duels with giant snot monsters! Blind hand-to-hand combat! Betrayal, intruigue, Wookies!
(Whenever the trilogy was on -- USA used to run the whole thing on Christmas Day -- I used to watch all the way through up to the end of the Tattooine sequence and then turn it off.)
I do like the bike chase in the forest in Jedi.
I love that shit. Maybe that's why
Jedi
is my favorite of the three.
Where The Wild Things Are?
For real?
That...that could be awful.
I love that shit. Maybe that's why Jedi is my favorite of the three.
I...just...weep for Polter-Cow.
That...that could be awful.
That picture looks kind of awesome, though.
The picture is great. But is the picture any good?
Well, who knows. But at least it's not obviously a travesty on the face of it.
