Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.

Buffy ,'Beneath You'


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sumi - Jun 19, 2007 1:28:29 pm PDT #9298 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

P-C, you should totally propose that to SciFi. Perhaps you could include the Giant Auk and the Sea Mink. Ooh and the Carolina Parakeet!


sumi - Jun 19, 2007 1:29:17 pm PDT #9299 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Well, maybe something like the Attack of the Were-Rabbit. . .


§ ita § - Jun 19, 2007 1:35:46 pm PDT #9300 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

What if movie casting.

Some of these I totally see--Chow Yun Fat as Morpheus in The Matrix, and others make the movie way too different.

I think the turning down that surprised me the most was Kate Hudson picking The Four Feathers over Spiderman.

I just .... man, I didn't even like Spiderman. I still would have taken the role.


DavidS - Jun 19, 2007 1:44:47 pm PDT #9301 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Daniel Day Lewis would've made a good Aragorn.

Not that I'm unhappy with Viggo, but DDL would've been good.


Polter-Cow - Jun 19, 2007 1:50:32 pm PDT #9302 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Have you seen Night of the Lepus?

Generally, Hec, the answer to "Have you seen [movie]?" coming from you is no. Heh.


§ ita § - Jun 19, 2007 1:52:12 pm PDT #9303 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I wonder why Christina Ricci didn't get the role of Lolita. She seems perfect. Perhaps too perfect? Dunno. Never saw it.


DavidS - Jun 19, 2007 1:57:43 pm PDT #9304 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Generally, Hec, the answer to "Have you seen [movie]?" coming from you is no. Heh.

You may consider it rhetorical then.


Polter-Cow - Jun 19, 2007 2:06:41 pm PDT #9305 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Do I know what rhetorical means!


JZ - Jun 19, 2007 2:30:23 pm PDT #9306 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Night of the Lepus is made of awesome, except for the part where it's made of total spectacular badness (which is in itself made of awesome). Here's the original trailer, which will probably somehow fail to frighten you to death.


Polter-Cow - Jun 19, 2007 2:45:16 pm PDT #9307 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Wow. That was awesomely bad. It reminded me of the Don't trailer, in that it never really tells you what the fuck it's about.