Now hold on, I'm gonna press the right pedal harder. I expect us to accelerate.

Anya ,'Showtime'


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Hayden - May 30, 2007 7:03:49 am PDT #8806 of 10001
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

That's one of those classic married-punk-actuary-secretly-hooks-up-with-young-Yalie-geek-girl-actress stories, right? If I had a nickel...


Jessica - May 30, 2007 7:04:04 am PDT #8807 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

So, best case/worst case scenario on who plays Death?

Best -- Allyson Hannigan. Or my sister.

Worst case? Uh....Renee Zellweger.


DavidS - May 30, 2007 7:07:24 am PDT #8808 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

So, best case/worst case scenario on who plays Death?

I wonder if Natalie Portman is interested.

xpost!


Tom Scola - May 30, 2007 7:13:26 am PDT #8809 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

best case

Azura Skye

worst case

Paris Hilton


Hayden - May 30, 2007 7:18:44 am PDT #8810 of 10001
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

Worst case: Andie MacDowell, Nicole Kidman, Olympia Dukakis


juliana - May 30, 2007 7:19:12 am PDT #8811 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Claire Danes.


Theodosia - May 30, 2007 7:25:39 am PDT #8812 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Rosie McDonnell.


Volans - May 30, 2007 7:29:48 am PDT #8813 of 10001
move out and draw fire

best case/worst case scenario on who plays Death?

Halle Berry
Uma Thurman
Keanu Reeves

And for worst case...


Jon B. - May 30, 2007 8:16:34 am PDT #8814 of 10001
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

married-punk-actuary-secretly-hooks-up-with-young-Yalie-geek-girl-actress stories, right?

Harvard, actually. Except I already married one o' them!


§ ita § - May 30, 2007 8:39:39 am PDT #8815 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Rose McGowan.

Which I think would be wrong, but I can see seeing it.