Zoe: Don't think it's a good spot, sir. She still has the advantage over us. Mal: Everyone always does. That's what makes us special.

'Serenity'


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Strega - Mar 07, 2006 10:13:54 am PST #839 of 10001

homicidal Betazoid

Hah! So, Troi probably drove him to it. Poor guy.


Gris - Mar 07, 2006 10:48:18 am PST #840 of 10001
Hey. New board.

Huh. That X3 trailer is significantly better than my total lack of hope would have implied. Not that I think it will actually be good, but it might at leats be fun.

I'm sure similar plot points directed by Bryan Singer with a script written sometime before the movie started filming would have turned out BETTER, but at least it doesn't look like they included the rumored pheromone-producing-mutant.


Hayden - Mar 07, 2006 11:26:06 am PST #841 of 10001
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

McCabe and Mr. Milch.


erikaj - Mar 07, 2006 12:16:47 pm PST #842 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

I wouldn't say "disregard' because there are still times when Deadwood offends me and "disregard" sounds like there's nothing in the criticism...there are times when I find Deadwood straight-up nasty. But it's also smart and probably never gratuitous...I never get the sense they ever said "We're on cable...we can say that," in the way that some shows do. Just file the criticism and see if you care more about it than the townsfolk. I do get mad at Milch sometimes for getting a second chance when some people haven't gotten a first chance to throw away yet. Ex-druggie cocksucker. Pointillist. Have to try that if my fic gets long again..."Freak! No, I'll have you know I'm a pointilist!"


DavidS - Mar 07, 2006 12:32:58 pm PST #843 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Ex-druggie cocksucker.

That's talented ex-druggie cocksucker, to you.


Scrappy - Mar 07, 2006 12:37:51 pm PST #844 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Great link, Corwood! You have inspired me. I think I'll revisit Deadwood the next two days, while the BF is off in San Diego covering the new Cadillac launch. He may be staying at the W hotel and getting wined and dined by car execs, but I get to watch Swearingen's blow job monologue again. Frankly, I think I'm getting the better part of the deal.


JohnSweden - Mar 07, 2006 1:11:06 pm PST #845 of 10001
I can't even.

ita, I saw Ultraviolet last week and thought it was much worse than Underworld: Whatever (and that was "Kate's bum and some other stuff"). I described Ultraviolet in my LJ as trying to read an old copy of Heavy Metal over someone's shoulder on the subway. Yes, it is pretty and has vampire-y stuff and cgi galore, but it is muddled, with razor-thin story and razzie-class dialogue. My buddies and I were reaching to Bo Derek movies as equivalents for the dialogue, and that's where I go for the worst ever.

Pretty to look at, utterly forgettable 5 minutes after you've left the theatre. My two pals who are huge Mila fans had stopped talking about it by the time we reached the pub around the corner.

The Toronto Star guy gave it 3 out of 5, mostly for the pretty. I can't see how he got all the way to three.


erikaj - Mar 07, 2006 1:46:16 pm PST #846 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Of course, Hecubus. Was that not implied from my imitation and jealousy? The fate of TV rests in the hands of three Davids, at the moment. Which is a strange thought if you look at it closely but then again, not as if Mr. Chase, Mr. Milch, and Mr. Simon were all named Klaus. Funny(odd, not ha-ha) I think I read that Andy Sipowicz sobered up before David Milch...I guess the part of him that writes is his Smart brain, if you'll follow me, the part that knows stuff he's not ready to admit yet.


Mr. Broom - Mar 07, 2006 2:09:45 pm PST #847 of 10001
"When I look at people that I would like to feel have been a mentor or an inspiring kind of archetype of what I'd love to see my career eventually be mentioned as a footnote for in the same paragraph, it would be, like, Bowie." ~Trent Reznor

Huh. That X3 trailer is significantly better than my total lack of hope would have implied. Not that I think it will actually be good, but it might at leats be fun.

Knowing the Big Big Plot Points of this film in advance, it just irritates me at the manipulation, because the trailer makes only barely hints at maybe one of them and says nothing about the rest. Based solely on this trailer, I'd be fairly excited about X3 (Halle Berry's continual lump-of-teak delivery notwithstanding), because it's a good trailer. Which shows what you can do with judicious editing.

Problem is that I know too much about what they're not saying, and I'm bitter about it. At this point I'm willing to believe that they may be able to make their horrible ideas work within the film and feel right within that context, but within the greater context of the X-Men, Fox is grabbing its collective crotch and flipping the bird at the franchise.


§ ita § - Mar 07, 2006 2:17:31 pm PST #848 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Morlocks! I saw no cheesy Morlocks!