Saffron: But we've been wed. Aren't we to become one flesh? Mal: Well, no, uh... We're still two fleshes here, and I think that your flesh ought to sleep somewhere else.

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


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Tom Scola - Mar 07, 2006 2:08:46 am PST #796 of 10001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

The X-Men trailer is out: [link]

[eta: Don't the filmmakers know that you need S&M gear to turn Jean Grey evil? I'm so disappointed.]


Polter-Cow - Mar 07, 2006 6:06:45 am PST #797 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Hm. Looks better than I'd feared. A rollicking good time, at least.


Dana - Mar 07, 2006 6:24:47 am PST #798 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Things go boom. I'm cautiously interested.


§ ita § - Mar 07, 2006 6:49:40 am PST #799 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm still totally pessimistic, but the trailer has gotten me to the point where I do intend to pay for a ticket for X3 when I see it.

Ultraviolet didn't prescreen for critics. Anyone know how bad it was?


Jessica - Mar 07, 2006 6:53:12 am PST #800 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Ultraviolet didn't prescreen for critics. Anyone know how bad it was?

DH saw it to review, and said it was fun for the first 20 minutes or so, and then got really stupid. He thought it was better than Underworld: Evolution. (He *really* hated Underworld.)


§ ita § - Mar 07, 2006 6:54:35 am PST #801 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

That's a lot better than I'd have imagined, but the trailer drove me up the wall.


Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 07, 2006 7:01:13 am PST #802 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Honestly, the trailer made it look like some weird combination of The Matrix and Pink's "There You Go" video. Which might have interested me more if I liked Mila Jovovich (as I do Kate Beckinsale) or if there had been any evidence of y-chromosome hotness (as Underworld: Evolution had in spades with Speedman).


Jessica - Mar 07, 2006 7:05:33 am PST #803 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

The plot description makes it sound pretty much identical to Underworld -- hot vampire chick in tight pants torn between her vampireness and whatever the other option is gets caught up in a very silly plot and blows a lot of shit up for some reason.


§ ita § - Mar 07, 2006 7:06:51 am PST #804 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I do like Nick Chinlund and love William Fichtner. I might be able to learn to love Sebastien Andrieu.

And there's a chick kicking ass.

Yet? The trailer even made me dislike Aeon Flux more.

I'm also irrationally indisposed to Medea. Black men dressing up in fatsuit drag to play maternal characters is a hotbutton I didn't know I had.


Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 07, 2006 7:12:18 am PST #805 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I've thought about seeing the plays when Tyler Perry was putting them on locally, but the movie ads strike me as quite off-putting. I like my sassy grandmother characters to have at least an undercurrent of grumpy warmth (i.e., Vicki Lawrence), and I'll I've picked up from Madea is generalized hostility.