I'm so evil and... skanky. And I think I'm kinda gay.

Willow ,'Storyteller'


Buffista Movies 5: Development Hell  

A place to talk about movies--old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.


Anne W. - Mar 11, 2007 3:55:57 pm PDT #7784 of 10001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Back from 300. Who knew Xerxes was a Gou'ld?

I was coming in here to post much the same thing, Jessica. I swear, I was half expecting him to bust out with a "Jaffa, kree!" at any moment.


Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 11, 2007 4:52:41 pm PDT #7785 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Back from 300. Who knew Xerxes was a Gou'ld?

Seriously, I expected his eyes to start glowing when Leonidas refused to kneel before him. And then to see him pop out the heat-wavey hand device.

I hope the Stargate producers weren't planning on having Apophis return in either of those movies they're making.

Loved the cinematography throughout—the movie looked like Frank Frazetta paintings come to life. I just tried to ignore the glaring historical and biological inaccuracies and think of it as a new Conan movie.


§ ita § - Mar 11, 2007 5:56:05 pm PDT #7786 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Who knew Xerxes was a Gou'ld?

Ha! I said that in Natter. I did enjoy the movie, although I spent time afterwards saying "Total Lurtz moment." "Well, not quite as stirring as that speech in Return of The King." (which was rebutted with "At least he didn't sing.") and "Oliphaunts!"


Pix - Mar 12, 2007 8:27:19 am PDT #7787 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

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Sorry to x-post, but in case you missed the Press post, I thought that this group in particular might enjoy this podcast.

The Premiere of B-Movie Bastards!

If you are brave and feel like listening to some insanity, the first episode of a podcast that NoiseDesign is involved in is done and up. If you love b-movies, then this is for you. There are three hosts (including, "Evil Roommate," for those who remember him from ND's webcam days) talking about the movies that they love so much. The first episode covers Dead Alive and Return of the Living Dead.

The second episode is also up at this feed:

B-Movie Bastards

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This podcast is a blast to listen to even if you're not a b-movie fan, in my opinion. They've got a great sense of humor and even do a little original podcast b-movie theatre in addition to their reviews. The first one had something to do with gay zombies on parade. Don't ask. But listen.

t /leaps back out of thread


Vonnie K - Mar 12, 2007 6:23:11 pm PDT #7788 of 10001
Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.

Dude. Check out the full trailer for Danny Boyle's "Sunshine": [link]

The high-def version is breathtaking. The release date in UK is in early April, but for some reason, it's not coming to stateside until September. Whhhhy??


Sean K - Mar 12, 2007 6:53:45 pm PDT #7789 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

YAY, GOOD SCI-FI!!!!

I love that their heat shield is a giant fresnel mirror.


Polter-Cow - Mar 12, 2007 6:55:36 pm PDT #7790 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Oh, Requiem for a Dream theme! Why must you be so overused!

It does look damn cool, though. And while I'm not a Danny Boyle fan, per se (I didn't get Trainspotting at all, and I liked 28 Days Later but thought it was a little overrated), I had mad respect for the fact that he seems to be capable in pretty much any genre.


Sean K - Mar 12, 2007 7:41:20 pm PDT #7791 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I didn't get Trainspotting at all

!!!???

Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself.

Choose your future.

Choose life.

I think that's the quote from the book, rather than the one used in the movie, but I though Trainspotting was awesome.


Polter-Cow - Mar 12, 2007 8:04:24 pm PDT #7792 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Yeah, the monologue is good in theory, but I still didn't get why the movie was such a big deal. I barely remember a thing about it. It's possible I didn't understand what anybody was saying.


Sean K - Mar 12, 2007 8:35:16 pm PDT #7793 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

It's possible I didn't understand what anybody was saying.

You're not the only person I've heard make that complaint. The accents are thick enough to make it difficult to follow.

For me, it was almost like listening to Shakespeare: the language was dense and the words sometimes strange and arcane, but if I really listened I could follow the overall meaning of what people were saying.