I'm just waiting to see if I pass out. Long story.

Mal ,'Heart Of Gold'


Buffista Movies 5: Development Hell  

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Kalshane - Feb 11, 2007 9:10:56 am PST #7420 of 10001
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

I've never seen Harold and Kumar or Super Troopers. I find most movies in the "THIS IS A COMEDY!" vein to just be obnoxious. They tend to have way too many watch from the hall moments for me.

Though I do recall reading something from the creators of Super Troopers where after the movie they had discussions with Comedy Central about making it into a TV series, but CC ultimately passed. Sometime later Reno 911 premiered. (Which I also don't watch.)

Remembering that article made me raise an eyebrow when I saw previews for the Reno 911 movie the other day.


Jessica - Feb 11, 2007 9:36:37 am PST #7421 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

In case anyone was planning to see Amazing Grace, don't, unless you're writing a dissertation on boredrom and need research material. I can't remember the last time I saw a movie that was so completely dull on every level. The performances are bland, the dialogue is stilted and awful, and the narrative is mind-numblingly episodic - no arc at all, just "and then this happened...and then this happened...and then nothing happened for ten years or so and then the movie ends." The most exciting thing about this movie is the giant hats everyone wears, but DH and I spent most of the time we were watching (at home, not in a screening room) talking about how we'd rather be watching Blackadder III. (Not entirely random -- Blackadder's version of William Pitt is vastly more entertaining than the one in this film.)


Polter-Cow - Feb 11, 2007 9:44:14 am PST #7422 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Sometime later Reno 911 premiered. (Which I also don't watch.)

While I didn't find Super Troopers funny, I find Reno 911 pretty hilarious.


bon bon - Feb 11, 2007 9:56:55 am PST #7423 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Eh. Considering The State and Viva Variety I wouldn't characterize the creators and writers of Reno 911 as idea-stealing hacks. Super Troopers (and Club Dread, for that matter) had their moments but Reno 911 is much better on the whole.


esse - Feb 11, 2007 2:55:55 pm PST #7424 of 10001
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

I find most movies in the "THIS IS A COMEDY!" vein to just be obnoxious.

It actually has surprising subtleties. While I blame PMM for making me watch it, I also laughed my ass off.


tiggy - Feb 11, 2007 6:10:49 pm PST #7425 of 10001
I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore

watched Blood Diamond earlier. those kind of movies really make me realize how easy i have it and how i should be using my time to actually do something productive. also made me feel really guilty for the tiny diamond ring my mom gave me. i don't even like diamonds. i think they're overrated, but it's sort of a family heirloom at this point. it was my mom's great aunt's and it used to be an earring. it was made into a ring when the aunt lost the other one.

anyway...tangent. Blood Diamond was fantastic if you enjoy extremely realistic and subsequently depressing movies.


Polter-Cow - Feb 11, 2007 6:16:58 pm PST #7426 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I'm watching Charade now so I can see at least one good movie this weekend. Twenty minutes in and it's already made me laugh way more than Super Troopers.


Frankenbuddha - Feb 11, 2007 6:20:00 pm PST #7427 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Viva Variety

Oh HMOG I miss this for just the sheer randomness.

He looks like DeNiro! He looks like DeNiro! He looks like DeNiro! He looks...

You talkin' to me?


Frankenbuddha - Feb 11, 2007 6:22:43 pm PST #7428 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I'm watching Charade now so I can see at least one good movie this weekend. Twenty minutes in and it's already made me laugh way more than Super Troopers

Once you've seen that, check out the remake, THE TRUTH ABOUT CHARLIE. Wahlberg is so not a new Cary Grant, but I thought the role was reworked just enough that he wasn't supposed to be, Thandie Newton is a pretty damn good Hepburn substitute, and I ADORE what the changes they made with the story/supporting characters.


Polter-Cow - Feb 11, 2007 6:28:38 pm PST #7429 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I'll look into it, Frank, thanks!

Man, I haven't watched an old movie in a while. They don't make 'em like they used to. Look at the camera! It's all steady and shit.

I like how this movie doesn't seem to realize how funny it is.