Well, you'd better not be thinking what I think you're thinking, because my answer is the same as always — no threesomes unless it's boy-boy-girl. Or Charlize Theron.

Harmony ,'First Date'


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Vonnie K - Feb 28, 2006 2:48:04 pm PST #708 of 10001
Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.

I was the Elvis-seeker. Good to see he's still in the public sector.

From the new Wuthering Heights news-bit:

Yorkshire blockbuster of Wuthering Heights.

A... Yorkshire...blockbuster? Never quite heard it put that way.

Heathcliff and Cathy, two of the literary world's greatest romantic figures.

Sure, if you consider batshit crazy as romantic.

I can see Jolie as Cathy, but Depp is way too fey and not rough enough for Heathcliff.


DavidS - Feb 28, 2006 2:49:50 pm PST #709 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Sure, if you consider batshit crazy as romantic.

Most people do, actually. If they're pretty and batshit crazy.


Vonnie K - Feb 28, 2006 3:00:16 pm PST #710 of 10001
Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.

Most people do, actually. If they're pretty and batshit crazy.

I guess that's true. I am actually a fan of fucked-up relationship sagas (S6 Buffy & Spike, Scotty and Madeleine from Vertigo, etc.) but "romantic" ain't why I like them. Plus, instead of getting me to revel in their glorious dysfunction or some such, Cathy and Heathcliff just made me roll my eyes a lot, alternating with a violent urge to whack them on their stupid heads with frying pan.


Dana - Mar 01, 2006 5:14:37 am PST #711 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

If they're pretty and batshit crazy.

I'm sorry, no matter how pretty Heathcliff may be, I consider puppy-murdering a characteristic that removes him from the "romantic hero" competition. Give me a guy with a mad wife in the attic any day.


Betsy HP - Mar 01, 2006 5:21:02 am PST #712 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Heathcliff is canonically ugly. Ugly ugly ugly.


sj - Mar 01, 2006 5:44:03 am PST #713 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Heathcliff is canonically ugly. Ugly ugly ugly.

Yes, this. I never thought of Heathcliff as a romantic hero, despite how movies have tried to portray him.


Volans - Mar 01, 2006 6:21:18 am PST #714 of 10001
move out and draw fire

Heathcliff is canonically ugly. Ugly ugly ugly.

Angelina Jolie will be perfect. And Johnny Depp will be a great Cathy.


Jars - Mar 01, 2006 6:25:28 am PST #715 of 10001

I've never gotten the appeal of Wuthering Heights. Two main characters who I want to slap, who are only alive for about twenty pages of the book? Bollocks to that. I'll have Mr. Rochester and the batshit secret in the attic, pleasethankyou.


erikaj - Mar 01, 2006 6:29:31 am PST #716 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

I don't know...I like the language in it. But I think it's one of those love it or hate it books. And if you miss it at the "Right" age, you may never get the love. I was...mid-teens somewhere.


Jars - Mar 01, 2006 6:30:58 am PST #717 of 10001

I was about sixteen, I think. Maybe I missed the boat. I was already an incurable cynic at that point. Jane Eyre is still one of my favourite books though.