She didn't even touch her pumpkin. It's a freak with no face.

Willow ,'Help'


Buffista Movies 5: Development Hell  

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juliana - Dec 29, 2006 10:09:25 am PST #6672 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

F/C/M: Paul Gross, Bruce Campbell, Nathan Fillion.

OUCH. Woman, are you trying to kill me? Okay:

C - Bruce Campbell. I love the man, but he's been quite surly in the last few public appearances I've seen him at. Not that I wouldn't be surly at the legions of unwashed fanboys that seem to follow him around, but still. Also, an American up against 2 Canadians? Totally C.

F - Nathan Fillion. Mmmmm, Nathan. (msbelle will kill me if I try anything, sadly.)

M - Paul Gross. While it would make me sad to take him away from Martha Burns, the man is HOTT (and brilliant, and goofy, and...) and should be mine, ALL MINE.


esse - Dec 29, 2006 10:29:43 am PST #6673 of 10001
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

JZ, you've not seen S3 of S&A yet? It's *amazing.* Unsurprisingly. Shoot me an email and I will try to hook you up.


Volans - Dec 29, 2006 10:35:25 am PST #6674 of 10001
move out and draw fire

While it would make me sad to take him away from Martha Burns

OK, speaking of...I've been rewatching Due South, and did she play his mother?


juliana - Dec 29, 2006 11:29:23 am PST #6675 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

JZ, you've not seen S3 of S&A yet? It's *amazing.* Unsurprisingly. Shoot me an email and I will try to hook you up.

Not JZ, but it won't air in the States until February. Care to hook a couple sisters up??


Beverly - Dec 29, 2006 11:56:20 am PST #6676 of 10001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

juliana is me with re the CFM. Except in months with Rs, the F and the M switch. That works, right?


Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 29, 2006 12:37:36 pm PST #6677 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I think I'd have to pick Nathan as the M, since I've heard tales of backstage primadonna behavior from Paul Gross (though I've never heard of him being anything but wonderful to his fans). The prettiness of the latter would overcome just about anything for a single night, though.

Campbell gets chucked—I've never forgiven the man for sneering about Buffy as if it were beneath the lofty standards he upheld when signing up to work on Hercules and Jack of All Trades.


Jessica - Dec 29, 2006 1:19:20 pm PST #6678 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

YouTube has an old Living Color sketch where Jim Carrey did a great Vanilla Ice

If it's the same one I remember, I fucking LOVE that sketch. To YouTube, away!

They're also trying to get him for the role of Paul in the remake of Dune.

This, however, makes me want to cry FOREVER.

Speaking of incandescent Eddie Murphy performances, Dreamgirls holds up better on rewatch than I thought it would. (Or possibly I was overestimating just how much my annoyance with the guild audience had interfered with my first viewing.) EM still steals absolutely every second he's onscreen.


erikaj - Dec 29, 2006 1:40:29 pm PST #6679 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Still think of Eddie Murphy every time I want ice cream.

You can't afford it
Cause your mama's on the welfare
And your dad's an alcoholic.


esse - Dec 29, 2006 1:59:17 pm PST #6680 of 10001
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

Not JZ, but it won't air in the States until February. Care to hook a couple sisters up??

Indeedy. Shoot me an email.


Ailleann - Dec 29, 2006 6:45:54 pm PST #6681 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

So...F/C/M: Paul Gross, Bruce Campbell, Nathan Fillion.

C - Bruce Campbell, though I had a huge thing for Brisco County Jr. when I was younger.
F - Paul Gross. Naughty smile, lip nibble, tongue thing, oh my.
M - Nathan Fillion, because by all accounts he is adorable and relatively normal and guh. Plus, you know, you get the F anyway.