I'm very sorry if she tipped off anyone about your cunningly concealed herd of cows.

Simon ,'Safe'


Buffista Movies 5: Development Hell  

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Scrappy - Dec 24, 2006 12:13:44 pm PST #6609 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Speaking of looking good, we saw Curse of the Golden Flower last night. It is lush and opulent and melodramatic and over-the-top in every way. I think the overwhelming visual experience in a way IS the film. There is a tragic tale, but it isn't very involving--the way htings look is much more important. Of the five of us at the film, two liked it, one was bored and one LOATHED it.

Me, I liked it, although aside from the visuals and the sound, it is pretty empty.


flea - Dec 24, 2006 12:58:31 pm PST #6610 of 10001
information libertarian

I watched part of a Barbie and Pegasus movie today. With really creepy CGI and, allegedly, 3-d effects. This is what happens when you let 3 and 4 year old girls choose the movie.


Ailleann - Dec 25, 2006 10:07:11 am PST #6611 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

So last night we were watching a little It's A Wonderful Life, and we were wondering out loud why no one has ever remade it. (I know there's been tons of similar stories, but no one seems to have done a direct re-make.) My theory was that no one thinks they can do justice to the original.

Then we wondered who we thought could be cast in a remake, and decided on Kevin Spacey (though I thought he would need to be younger) and Kristin Davis. There's gotta be someone else, though.


DavidS - Dec 25, 2006 10:37:09 am PST #6612 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Kevin Spacey as George Bailey?

Maybe if George were an opium fiend.


Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 25, 2006 11:40:36 am PST #6613 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

My theory is that since every sitcom in television history has made an It's a Wonderful Life episode, filmmakers are so sick of seeing the plot that they can't bear the thought of helming a remake.


§ ita § - Dec 25, 2006 12:30:16 pm PST #6614 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Oh, not just sitcoms. It seems to be a requirement for shows with enough whimsy, even if they're hour-longs. Grey's Anatomy is about due, I swear.


Lee - Dec 25, 2006 12:58:46 pm PST #6615 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

If GA did it, who would be George Bailey?


Lee - Dec 25, 2006 12:58:52 pm PST #6616 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

oops


§ ita § - Dec 25, 2006 1:03:26 pm PST #6617 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Sadly, probably Whiny McSkinnypants. But it'd be great to see a happy Addison/McDreamy relationship somehow in her absence.


Hayden - Dec 25, 2006 7:18:14 pm PST #6618 of 10001
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

The upside of my toddler deciding that My Neighbor Totoro is the greatest movie ever is that I have seen it, and not the Teletubbies or Elmo, about 20 times over the last 4 days. The downside is that even I have my freakin' limits.