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'Lineage'


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Laga - Dec 17, 2006 5:34:24 pm PST #6465 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I'm pretty sure Blood Diamond beats out Eragon in the shirtless department. I have already read a review of Eragon that bemoaned the film for it's lack of shirtlessness.

I know everybody is saying the film sucked. I know it's A New Hope with dragons. Still the more I hear about it the more I think I'd love it. Is the acting horrible or is it just the writing that sucks?


Jessica - Dec 17, 2006 5:45:10 pm PST #6466 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Is the acting horrible or is it just the writing that sucks?

The acting is pretty horrible, but better writing could have saved at least some of it. (The kid playing Eragon is wretched, but since several of his scenes involve him doing nothing but looking intensely offscreen while he has a telepathic conversation with the dragon, it's hard to blame the actor.)

Eragon is the only character who gets shirtless. Very disappointing.


Sean K - Dec 17, 2006 6:06:18 pm PST #6467 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

if you've ever been a 15 year old boy reading Anne McCaffrey and thought "This would be SO AWESOME if it were about ME!" then this is the movie for you.

That's what everything I've ever seen, heard or read about both the book and the movie has me think.

I mean, I'm quite certain the kid writes better than Dan Brown, but his age alone has made me question whether it's worth even trying to read the book. Was there no better manuscript in the slush pile? Honestly? Did you read more than the top two or three on the pile?

It's not that I'm opposed to give young voices a break. Actually, I'm really glad he got it. I just know what kind of fantasy stuff I was coming up with at that age, and the kind of fantasy written by everybody else that age, or with a 17-year-old mentality. It (almost) universally sucks.


Laga - Dec 17, 2006 6:16:35 pm PST #6468 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

The movie was made because the book was popular, not because it was good.


Sean K - Dec 17, 2006 6:25:10 pm PST #6469 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

To which I can respond only by looking at Dan Brown again and heaving an exasperated sigh.


Strega - Dec 17, 2006 6:47:40 pm PST #6470 of 10001

Looking at Amazon and Wikipedia, the critical reviews of the book were mixed as far as it being full of fantasy cliches and so forth, but they all seem to agree that he's a talented writer.


Sean K - Dec 17, 2006 6:55:04 pm PST #6471 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I mean, from all I've heard, Dan Brown is a brilliant plotter. My dad like Da Vinci Code, and I was really surprised. I would have thought the kindergardenish sentence construction would have put him off, as it has me (the samples I've read have left me unwilling to even read the one book all the way through).

But I just don't see how the most page-turning plot in the world can offset such cludgey sentence construction.


megan walker - Dec 17, 2006 7:07:52 pm PST #6472 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

But I just don't see how the most page-turning plot in the world can offset such cludgey sentence construction.
I know many people here didn't like it (although I believe the other Megan is with me on this--if only we could convince a few Amys), but I enjoyed The Da Vinci Code. The writing certainly wasn't its strong suit, but it was definitely a page turner. Of course, I may feel that way because I read it before all the hype (for some unknown reason, I pre-ordered a first edition from the "Men's" History Book Club). That's why I had such high hopes for the movie, because a lot of what was clunky or repetitive could have been stripped out.


Polter-Cow - Dec 17, 2006 7:19:37 pm PST #6473 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I read it after the hype, and I enjoyed it too, but for the page-long digressions in the middle of action sequences.


Ailleann - Dec 17, 2006 7:50:05 pm PST #6474 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

I had read Angels and Demons, an earlier book, first and I actually thought it was the better book. A lot of it seemed to be retreaded in the second book. Depending on the casting, the rumored movie could be pretty awesome.