I'm considerably older than P-C, and the first Bond film I saw in the theatre was Goldeneye. None of them before that interested me in the slightest, and truthfully, that one didn't particularly either. It wasn't bad, as silly actioners go, but calling it good is only in reaction to the crapulence of its brother films.

There are several Bond films of which I have hazy, TV-edited memories that are probably best left unexamined. Like, Sean Connery putting on eyeliner and being able to pass for Japanese? Let's not go there.

Can't remember, but Burritos and Bond was quite a tradition in our house for a while.

Like, Sean Connery putting on eyeliner and being able to pass for Japanese? Let's not go there.

YOU ONLY LIVE TWICE. Great theme song, though.

Pretty good weekend for movies at my house. The best was The Miracle of Morgan's Creek, a fantastic (natch) and risque (natch) Preston Sturges comedy that puts the screws to the perception of the 40s as a more innocent time. Pretty damn good was the documentary Wordplay, which was reminiscent of Spellbound, but with entertaining interludes by such people of stature as Jon Stewart and President Clinton. Not so great was The Notorious Bettie Page (starring Gretchen Mol's rack), which was well-acted, but had the dumbed-down script of your average biopic, in which everyone always says exactly what's on their minds and all the scenes have a certain just-so-ness to them that is nothing like real life and everything like bad fiction.

Apparently they're turning Thank You for Smoking into a television series.

It was funny. Not that funny. Anybody really believe Katie Holmes could ever be described as the "reporter with the amazing tits?"(Although perhaps as a C-cup I'm not making allowances for the 'more than a mouthful is wasted' crowd out there.)

Apparently they're turning Thank You for Smoking into a television series.

I guess Peripheral Vision Man did get picked up.

That movie was so lackluster that the day after I watched it I was under the consistent misimpression that I needed to watch it before returning the DVD.

I liked the movie. It was pretty entertaining and funny, and I found the character of Nick Naylor interesting.

Anybody really believe Katie Holmes could ever be described as the "reporter with the amazing tits?"

Well, I still haven't seen The Gift.

Anybody really believe Katie Holmes could ever be described as the "reporter with the amazing tits?"

Perhaps she can juggle with them.

Well, maybe she wasn't bored on her wedding night, then, dawg. I wouldn't remember except they said it three times, without say, adding "Oh, yeah, they're little but they're perky. I love the perky tits." I laughed and was amused at the time, but they do realize shows have to be on every week, right? Shawn, snap. Go team Dale(?) and Ron.