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Buffista Movies 5: Development Hell  

A place to talk about movies--old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.


Scrappy - Nov 21, 2006 12:41:41 pm PST #5885 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

I second Beej's comment that the extras are really worthwhile on the DVD. It's definitely worth owning.


Polter-Cow - Nov 21, 2006 12:59:33 pm PST #5886 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Which one? Dawn in the BBC one?

Oh, no, I mean David's response to being severanced in the second season finale.


Hayden - Nov 21, 2006 1:10:04 pm PST #5887 of 10001
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

Oh, indeed. But then he starts talking about Dolly Parton to make everyone feel better.


Jessica - Nov 22, 2006 4:59:06 am PST #5888 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Curse of the Golden Flower is MADE OF SO MUCH FUCKING AWESOME that there is no more awesome left. All your awesome are belong to this movie.

Ignore the Variety review, for they were clearly smoking the bad crack when they watched this film.

E's description after we saw it last night: "If Tennessee Williams had written Hamlet and set it in 10th century China, with ninjas*."

Chow Yun Fat = AWESOME. Gong Li = AWESOME. Cinematography = AWESOME. Hundreds of spider ninjas dropping out of the sky and attacking people with awesome curvy knives and bits of string = AWESOME.

I spent the last half of this movie with my jaw on the floor, it was that good.

(*Or whatever the Chinese equivalent would be. They're dressed in all black, they're stealthy, and they're really really good at killing, so I'm calling them ninjas.)


Nutty - Nov 22, 2006 5:01:29 am PST #5889 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Hundreds of spider ninjas dropping out of the sky and attacking people with awesome curvy knives and bits of string

Did they kill people with paper clips and pocket lint too? Are these the Ninjas of the Intricate Order of the Not-So-Benevolent MacGyver?


Frankenbuddha - Nov 22, 2006 5:02:15 am PST #5890 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I spent the last half of this movie with my jaw on the floor, it was that good.

Don't hold back - tell us how you really feel.

Seriously, though, did you like it better than PAN'S LABYRINTH?


Jessica - Nov 22, 2006 5:04:43 am PST #5891 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

No, they basically stick with their curvy-knives-on-a-rope technique. They look like like sharp metal boomerangs on bungee cords. Both the blades and the cords are used as weapons.


Jessica - Nov 22, 2006 5:17:45 am PST #5892 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Seriously, though, did you like it better than PAN'S LABYRINTH?

Well, no. This was more fun than Pan's Labyrinth, but I wouldn't say it's the better movie.


Aims - Nov 22, 2006 12:13:32 pm PST #5893 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

For Christmas Story fans: [link]


Kathy A - Nov 22, 2006 12:23:26 pm PST #5894 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Ha! Love the last paragraph:

Standing in front of the house holding a replica Red Ryder rifle, he discusses his future plans — which could include a nearby bed and breakfast — when, seemingly on a director's cue, a motorist passes, stops his car, rolls down the window and shouts, "You'll shoot your eye out, kid!"