Well, you'd better not be thinking what I think you're thinking, because my answer is the same as always — no threesomes unless it's boy-boy-girl. Or Charlize Theron.

Harmony ,'First Date'


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Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 20, 2006 12:14:49 pm PST #567 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Oh, forgot to mention that I saw a trailer for Pulse at some movie I went to recently. This should be a fun viewing experience, what with me silently telling the onscreen ghosts where to find Ian Somerhalder's character as he hides from them.


Jessica - Feb 20, 2006 6:32:47 pm PST #568 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I heard this song in a movie theatre, on the radio show that plays before the film, and sought it out...and I still have no idea what the fuck the Bumblemen are supposed to be.

If anyone can explain them to me, I'd be most grateful.

And to bring it more on-topic, I saw Art School Confidential (the new Clowes/Zwigoff film) a couple of nights ago. It was...okay. It starts off really strong, and about halfway through takes an odd turn. I won't call it a wrong turn, but it goes in a direction I'd hoped it would avoid, and I actively disliked their choice of ending. So worth seeing, but deeply flawed, IMO.


Ailleann - Feb 20, 2006 7:38:13 pm PST #569 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

Ahh, MovieTunes. The thorn in the side of so many theatre employees.

I've listened to it all month, and I have no clue what the Bumblemen are. But they have a ringtone, I guess that's what counts?


Hayden - Feb 21, 2006 5:49:44 am PST #570 of 10001
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

Best. Traffic jam. Evah.

Seriously. And the way that it starts with random, albeit somewhat believable, violence and the long, bored, absurd description of a threesome and degenerates into the complete breakdown of society was just brilliant. When Godard got around to the on-screen animal slaughter and cannibalism, I was slack-jawed with disbelief. Heck, I still am. This was the flip side of the silly, reckless youth culture of Breathless and Band of Outsiders.

I've been looking forward to Art School Confidential, which is one of my favorite Clowes cartoons, and sorry to hear that it's less than it could be.


Frankenbuddha - Feb 21, 2006 6:01:27 am PST #571 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Seriously. And the way that it starts with random, albeit somewhat believable, violence and the long, bored, absurd description of a threesome and degenerates into the complete breakdown of society was just brilliant. When Godard got around to the on-screen animal slaughter and cannibalism, I was slack-jawed with disbelief. Heck, I still am. This was the flip side of the silly, reckless youth culture of Breathless and Band of Outsiders.

There's a lot of stuff that I don't think works, or is interminable (the garbage truck scene; the literary characters, apart from the flaming sendoff; that damn piano), but there's so much stuff that is both funny and horrific. People getting homicidal over fender benders and ruined hand bags, for example. Not a "fun" movie by any stretch, but there are laughs of the bone dry and stunned disbelieving variety.

Also, wonderfully sick closing line.


Hayden - Feb 21, 2006 6:48:51 am PST #572 of 10001
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

There's a lot of stuff that I don't think works, or is interminable

I was ok with a lot of that stuff, even the St. Just part (and I just watched Masculin/Feminin last weekend, so I was happy to see that actor in particular). But I completely lost my patience with the 7 1/2 hour (or so) "revolutionary" speech with drums. And yeah, I loved the dry humor and some of the nuttier parts, like the phone-booth song, the horror over the lost handbag, and, of course, the greatest traffic jam to ever grace a film.


Frankenbuddha - Feb 21, 2006 6:52:27 am PST #573 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

But I completely lost my patience with the 7 1/2 hour (or so) "revolutionary" speech with drums.

Yeah, drums in the middle of woods? Kinda interestingly surreal...for about 30 seconds. Then I get bored, as with drum solos like Moby Dick, and this was no Moby Dick.


Hayden - Feb 21, 2006 7:00:04 am PST #574 of 10001
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

for about 30 seconds.

Yeah. That. Strangely enough, the only pop culture reference that sprang to mind was the menu of Michel Gondry's video collection, which has Gondry drumming in the woods with his kids' heads stuck in the toms, causing them to shout when he hit the drums.

I didn't really see the point of the garbage workers' speech, either, but at least it made sense. The revolutionary speech was just incoherent semi-Marxist ranting, which made a point about the idiocy of the group, but that point was already well made.


Dana - Feb 21, 2006 7:17:36 am PST #575 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I finally rented the Steve Martin movie "Pennies From Heaven" from Netflix, after hearing about it for years. I had no idea it was based on a Dennis Potter BBC mini-series.

Anyone else seen it?


juliana - Feb 21, 2006 7:19:44 am PST #576 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Anyone else seen it?

Bits of it. We rented it, but couldn't keep up with the surrealism and finally fast-forwarded to Walken's scene.