I've taken the world's most perfect killing machine and needlessly turned it into a robot...
Oh wait, that's TINFINS, not TRANSFORMERS - my bad.
Grizzlebees!!!!
You're nice, and you're funny and you don't smoke, and okay, werewolf, but that's not all the time. I mean, three days out of the month, I'm not much fun to be around, either.
Willow ,'Get It Done'
Buffista Movies 5: Development Hell
A place to talk about movies--old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.
Frankenbuddha - Jul 17, 2006 8:50:33 am PDT #2939 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
§ ita § - Jul 17, 2006 9:17:05 am PDT #2940 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I was startled too, Juliana, and laughed myself. I mean, if it hadn't been those Transformers, it wouldn't have been funny. But it was!
juliana - Jul 17, 2006 9:24:27 am PDT #2941 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
I mean, if it hadn't been those Transformers, it wouldn't have been funny. But it was!
That's exactly it. It's impossible to take them seriously, therefore Teh Funny.
Strega - Jul 17, 2006 9:26:51 am PDT #2942 of 10001
Lee -- I think POTC whitefont goes minimal this Friday, since it'll have been out for 2 weeks then.
it was just so cheesy and silly and then with the logo unfurling
This. The super-serious treatment is what's funny. It's a freaking Transformers movie!
Frankenbuddha - Jul 17, 2006 9:42:38 am PDT #2943 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
The super-serious treatment is what's funny. It's a freaking Transformers movie!
Not only that - isn't it a sooper-serious Michael Bay Transformers movie?
beekaytee - Jul 17, 2006 9:50:04 am PDT #2944 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant
All the PotC talk (and seeing it last Friday) has renewed my lurve for the best piratical book I've ever seen/read/heard of..."Under the Black Flag: The Romance and Reality of Life Among the Pirates." I heart me some David Cordingly commentary on all things pirate. Including a statement that had me musing all weekend. Imagine a life before (read: without) Stevenson's Treasure Island.
I can't do it!
brenda m - Jul 17, 2006 9:54:30 am PDT #2945 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Discovery Channel had an interesting special on last week (and probably still) on the real Caribbean pirates. (ETA: actually I think maybe it was the History Channel)
Ailleann - Jul 17, 2006 10:16:57 am PDT #2946 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
I was catching up, and I was going to say something about the compass, and how Jack can't get it to work because he doesn't know what he wants most . But now I can just say "what Hec said." Also, I thought I mentioned something in whitefont about the necklaces matching , but I was a little squeetastic at the time, so I might have forgotten.
Also, I figured that the cannibal sequence was in there because running away from cannibals is funny.
Sean K - Jul 17, 2006 10:19:26 am PDT #2947 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
(ETA: actually I think maybe it was the History Channel)
Yeah, it was the History Channel. They were doing a pirate thing all week.
Matt the Bruins fan - Jul 17, 2006 10:24:52 am PDT #2948 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
One of the best laughs I can recall at Gencon was a screening of some spoof-dubbed animé movie cobbled together from various series like Macross and Neon Genesis. At one point, a spaceship changed shape into battle configuration and they overdubbed the Transformers sound effect. The whole room fell out laughing.