We need to find a babysitter for a PotC showing.
Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.
Buffy ,'Beneath You'
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Cashmere - Jul 07, 2006 4:05:01 am PDT #2741 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
tommyrot - Jul 07, 2006 4:06:38 am PDT #2742 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
We need to find a babysitter for a PotC showing.
Don't hire a space monkey, unless it has good references.
§ ita § - Jul 07, 2006 4:08:01 am PDT #2743 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
What exactly is hotlinking?
The most evil hotlinking is when you use an t img tag to display a picture from a server that doesn't belong to you right in the middle of your page (or post). Many hotlinking prevention schemes make it so that you can't just click on an t a href tag straight to the image, which is why she provided a link to the whole page.
Oh! Seeing the monkey movie tonight. Am psyched.
Cashmere - Jul 07, 2006 4:08:37 am PDT #2744 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Don't hire a space monkey, unless it has good references.
That's a given. Although I think Owen could give a space monkey a run for its money.
IAmNotReallyASpring - Jul 07, 2006 4:28:16 am PDT #2745 of 10001
I think Freddy Quimby should walk out of here a free hotel
Right, okay. Thanks. I'm not computer savvy.
Also:
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To be fair, some of those photos are a couple of years old.
§ ita § - Jul 07, 2006 4:48:56 am PDT #2746 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Is Emmanuelle's top lip naturally like that, or was it a result of injections?
tommyrot - Jul 07, 2006 4:50:30 am PDT #2747 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Is Emmanuelle's top lip naturally like that, or was it a result of injections?
I think that happened to her when she was in space.
Nutty - Jul 07, 2006 4:58:03 am PDT #2748 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
A. O. Scott's review of the pirates movie:
"Jack, as usual, finds himself in all kinds of trouble, pursued not only by agents of the British crown, but also by an undead, squid-faced mariner, the famous Davy Jones, who commands a ghoulish crew of half-human, half-aquatic creatures. These sailors are like the cast of "SpongeBob SquarePants" — or the menu at a seafood restaurant —come to life: Night of the Living Bouillabaisse."
Ha! Ha ha ha! I have no need to see this movie -- having been underwhelmed at the charms of the first -- but this is a pretty fun review of it. (Later, there are also jabs at the blandeur of our favorite tiny-headed elf, Orlando Bloom.)
Ailleann - Jul 07, 2006 5:47:05 am PDT #2749 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
Ooh, a follow-up on the "space monkeys" report...
I've also been informed that Will is a "ghost" and that he and Jack "do it in the butt." (Now I'm not spoiled, just disappointed that it's a joke.)
He was kidding, I went to a porny place. And thought about AU Jack/Dead!Will. I feel like such a Buffista.
IAmNotReallyASpring - Jul 07, 2006 6:59:20 am PDT #2750 of 10001
I think Freddy Quimby should walk out of here a free hotel
Is Emmanuelle's top lip naturally like that, or was it a result of injections?
She always had pillowy lips but that does look a bit odd.