Jayne: Yeah, that was some pretty risky sittin' you did there. Wash: That's right, of course, 'cause they wouldn't arrest me if we got boarded, I'm just the pilot. I can always say I was flying the ship by accident.

'Serenity'


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Strega - Jun 24, 2006 6:55:05 pm PDT #2474 of 10001

I just watched The Machinist. Nobody told me Michael Ironside was in it! I enjoyed it up until the point when I realized that I wasn't supposed to know what was going on. I thought they were being obvious deliberately. So then it was annoying, because they were explaining and revealing and I was all, "Dude, I know already." Overall it was disappointing.


Scrappy - Jun 25, 2006 7:33:44 am PDT #2475 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Prairie Home Companion was sold out last night. Good for Altman & Co., but bad for us, as we had to settle for Click.

Don't anyone else make that mistake. Really not funny (except for Christopher Walken who seems to be having a blast).


Polter-Cow - Jun 25, 2006 7:48:36 pm PDT #2476 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I watched Hoodwinked today. Cute little movie, and pretty clever with the old Rashomon business (you get the basic "Little Red Riding Hood" plot from four different perspectives). It's peppered with lots of really funny jokes. Aside from that, though, it's nothing special. After the stories are over, it becomes kind of typical, and the attempts to be a serious story about character development don't fit in with the general sensibility of the humor. They should have just gone all-out parodic. As much as I think Shrek is overrated, it walked that line better.


Volans - Jun 25, 2006 8:42:21 pm PDT #2477 of 10001
move out and draw fire

Huh. I saw Hoodwinked on the plane recently, and as I hadn't heard of it I didn't bother turning the sound on...so I probably missed the jokes, as it looked pretty much like an old Looney Tunes sequence. The weird combination of Bavaria and the Olde West made my head hurt (but that may have just been a factor of way too many plane trips).

And I had no idea who Anne Hathaway was (except Shakespeare's wife), so now when I see the clips from The Devil Wears Prada I keep trying to map the Little Red Riding Hood avatar onto her.


Glamcookie - Jun 26, 2006 7:48:02 am PDT #2478 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

We watched The Unknown last night. It's a silent about an armless knifethrower (yes, you read that correctly) played by Lon Chaney who is in love with a sweet young thing played by Joan Crawford. Directed by Tod Browning of Freaks fame. It was disturbing and brilliant. Next up is another Chaney/Browning production called London After Midnight.


DavidS - Jun 26, 2006 12:24:25 pm PDT #2479 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

We watched The Unknown last night.

It is disturbing and brilliant isn't it? There's a great book about the Browning/Chaney collaborations (and other early, pre-code horror) called The Horror Show by David Skaal that I love a lot, and highly recommend. Browning was a fascinating character who worked the carnies before he got into film, including doing a Buried Alive act. Skaal goes into the weird psychosexual masochism of Chaney's performances, and what a huge box office star he was (equal to Fairbanks and Chaplin).


Glamcookie - Jun 26, 2006 12:32:18 pm PDT #2480 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Chaney is a really great fucking actor. I'd seen Phantom of the Opera but his performance in that one is kind of over the top. Don't get me wrong - I love the movie. It's just that I got more of a sense of him as an actor in The Unknown. I'll have to check out that book. Chaney has definitely drawn me in.


DavidS - Jun 26, 2006 12:40:33 pm PDT #2481 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Oop, it's actually called The Monster Show by David Skal

First sentence: "Tod Browning lay in his grave, eating malted milk balls."


erikaj - Jun 26, 2006 12:58:58 pm PDT #2482 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Tod Browning is a hero to my people. I wonder what he would think of that.


DavidS - Jun 26, 2006 7:58:00 pm PDT #2483 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I wonder what he would think of that.

He'd dig it. He was all Crip Power! before that was a notion.