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Anya ,'Dirty Girls'


Buffista Movies 5: Development Hell  

A place to talk about movies--old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.


JohnSweden - Apr 21, 2006 10:29:27 am PDT #1425 of 10001
I can't even.

I've heard the new CGI tribbles will be amazing....

Pfft. I'd heard that the tribbles will be played by Lindsay Lohan. It is the first Academy Award nomination for Lindsay Lohan.


tommyrot - Apr 21, 2006 10:29:40 am PDT #1426 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

It'd probably be a thriller that left you hanging at the end.

Gud is full of beans today....


Volans - Apr 21, 2006 10:29:49 am PDT #1427 of 10001
move out and draw fire

Dammit! I wanted the next Star Trek movie to be the first Miles Vorkosigan book.

So, no Ledger and Gyllenhaal as Kirk and Spock?


Frankenbuddha - Apr 21, 2006 10:31:34 am PDT #1428 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

It'd probably be a thriller that left you hanging at the end.

As would its sequel, THE MODIFIER.


tommyrot - Apr 21, 2006 10:34:13 am PDT #1429 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

They are having problems coming up with new Trek ideas.

They should do a movie that's all meta. It'd be about the making of a new Star Trek movie. But this is the twist - the outer movie (with the director, cast, studio, etc.) takes place in an alternate universe that's run by Borg. The movie-within-the-movie takes place in the regular Trek-verse. So it'd be a bunch of Borg making a movie about human and Vulcan Federation folk. It will be a dark comedy....

OK, who's gonna finance me?


Polter-Cow - Apr 21, 2006 10:34:50 am PDT #1430 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

As would its sequel, THE MODIFIER.

Dangling into theaters this June!


Gris - Apr 21, 2006 11:50:35 am PDT #1431 of 10001
Hey. New board.

Heh. William Shatner soundtrack. I love Shatner's album, that one, that was good. It had those songs on it. Yeah.


Polter-Cow - Apr 21, 2006 11:52:58 am PDT #1432 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

What in the hell? I was looking at J.J. Abrams's IMDbiography, and I had no idea he'd written so many movies! Taking Care of Business, Regarding Henry, Forever Young, Gone Fishin', Armageddon... all before Felicity, and then he even did Joy Ride. I always thought he appeared out of the ether for Felicity and was making a big jump to movies now.


Jessica - Apr 22, 2006 7:48:23 am PDT #1433 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

In a world where snakes belong on the ground...

(SOAP parody trailer -- quite good!)


Polter-Cow - Apr 22, 2006 1:39:04 pm PDT #1434 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

YET THERE ARE SNAKES ON THE PLANE ANYWAY.