Saw The Proposition last night, and UGH. So so bad. I wanted to like it -- Nick Cave screenplay, Guy Pearce starring, but it was just an unholy mess of a film. The characters are all the same indistinguishable macho-gritty-western-man cliche (except for Emily Watson, who is a girl), the titular proposition is the stupidest deal ever struck by anyone in any film ever, and then nothing happens for 90 minutes, until the last scene, in which it is shown that, wait, that proposition from the first scene was a really bad idea.

The only thing to really recommend this film is the violence, which is quite realistic. It's a very bloody film, and so getting the gore effects right was obviously important to them. Unfortunately, the same cannot be said for the script or plot.

Even more perplexing is it seems to be getting fairly good reviews. I don't get it.

I saw a film called The Blockhouse this morning. Peter Sellers was among a group of Frenchmen buried in a bunker after WW2. I was watching it as I fought insomnia so I'm not sure whose dreaminess I was feeling. Anyone seen it?

From IMDb:

The hopes of millions of aging Trekkies that their revered movie/TV franchise would be revived got a boost today (Friday) when Daily Variety reported that Paramount has signed J.J. Abrams (Mission Impossible III) to produce and direct an 11th Star Trek feature. The trade paper said that the screenplay, to be written by MI3's Alex Kurtzman and Roberto Orci, will concern the first meeting of James Kirk and Mr. Spock at the Starfleet Academy and their first mission. In effect, it revives a project called Star Trek: Beginnings that produced a script by Erik Jendresen. It was unclear what, if any, role longtime Star Trek executive producer Rick Berman would play in the new project.

Interesting.

Abrams Reviving Trek

Paramount has hired Mission: Impossible III director J.J. Abrams to write, direct and produce the 11th Star Trek feature film, aiming for a 2008 release, Variety reported. Damon Lindelof, who co-created Lost with Abrams, and Bryan Burk, who produces Lost, have also been tapped to produce the yet-to-be-titled feature.

The project will be co-written by Mission: Impossible III scribes Alex Kurtzman and Roberto Orci. It will center on the early days of original Trek characters James T. Kirk and Mr. Spock, including their first meeting at Starfleet Academy and first space mission, the trade paper reported.

Can Kirk and Spock be Academy roomates? There might also be bizarre hazing rituals....

Probably everyone knows this, but the term "slash" comes from K/S.

eta: Argh. X-posty....

Who would they get to play young Kirk and young Spock?

I hear that William Shattner will still play Kirk and they are going to use camera tricks to make him look younger. Also, he will be doing the soundtrack.

I hear that William Shattner will still play Kirk and they are going to use camera tricks to make him look younger. Also, he will be doing the soundtrack.

With James Spader as Spock.

And Lili Taylor as T'pau.

Plus Spock has a robot dog. To help teach him what it means to be human.

I might actually watch that pairing! They crack me up on Boston Legal.

I hear that William Shattner will still play Kirk and they are going to use camera tricks to make him look younger. Also, he will be doing the soundtrack.

Oh man. If that were true, I would go see it.