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Buffista Movies 5: Development Hell

A place to talk about movies--old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.

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tommyrot - Mar 23, 2006 6:31:59 am PST #1088 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Fan frenzy for 'Snakes' is on a different plane

Talks about fans of the movie, the studio's decision to reshoot some scenec to to for an R instead of PG rating, how the fans "demanded" that a line of dialog be added, which the studio obliged during the reshoot....

In any event, "Snakes"-ophiles already were hard at work. Chris Rohan of Bethesda, Md., created an elaborate, R-rated audio trailer that lovingly mocks the title and movie. "It's a genius title," Rohan said. "It's so stupid it's great. It invites satire, but it's something you just love. It's something I can't explain. You either get it or you don't."

Frankenbuddha - Mar 23, 2006 6:34:56 am PST #1089 of 10001

"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Much as the SNAKES ON A PLAN hoopla is hella amusing, I shudder to think of how Hollywood is going to run with this if it's a big hit.

VOLES ON A BOAT

AARDVARKS ON A TRAIN

EELS IN A POOL

Hayden - Mar 23, 2006 6:37:55 am PST #1090 of 10001

aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

MONKEYS IN A CRACKER BARREL

tommyrot - Mar 23, 2006 6:44:25 am PST #1091 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Giraffes on a Space Shuttle!

Kangaroos on the Senate Floor!

Cephalopods on the Statue of Liberty!

Molusks on a Carburetor!

amych - Mar 23, 2006 6:45:45 am PST #1092 of 10001

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

PIGS IN SPAAAAAAACCCCEEEE!

Polter-Cow - Mar 23, 2006 7:03:54 am PST #1093 of 10001

What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Crabs in a Cab

Sharks on a Bus

Bears on a Trolley

Tigers on a Zeppelin

tommyrot - Mar 23, 2006 7:07:21 am PST #1094 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Tigers on a Zeppelin

Ooh, that would be cool. Because if the Zeppelin used helium and the tiger got into one of the gas bags, its roar would be all high-pitched.

Kathy A - Mar 23, 2006 7:08:43 am PST #1095 of 10001

We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Maybe the tiger could meet up with Filliam H. Muffman?

Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 23, 2006 7:09:00 am PST #1096 of 10001

"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

At least the SciFi Network will be all set to continue one of their franchises...

Boa vs. Python... ON THE SUBWAY!!!

Fred Pete - Mar 23, 2006 7:11:35 am PST #1097 of 10001

Ann, that's a ferret.

Boa vs. Python...IN a Subway!

See a movie and get lunch, all in one stop....

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