And remember, if you hurt her, I will beat you to death with a shovel.

Willow ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Trudy Booth - Feb 17, 2006 5:36:39 am PST #9705 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

This is one of my favorite rants.

I'm definately on a weight-loss track now, but when I was SA's age and had a doctor say that to me? After I'd just dragged a back pack around Europe for three months? Goodgawdalmighty I was ticked.

Interestingly, when I dropped forty pounds my cholesterol went up a little. Its still well within healthy ranges, but my Doc and I both found it funny.


Steph L. - Feb 17, 2006 5:37:37 am PST #9706 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

But my main motivation for wanting to lose weight is that I can't afford to buy new clothes.

Yeah, me too. Plus, I *like* my currently-non-fitting clothes and want to wear them again.


§ ita § - Feb 17, 2006 5:39:01 am PST #9707 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I couldn't trust any coach/trainer/etc who'd make a decision like that, not even afterwards. I expect some GPs to not be thinking that way, but it's a coach's whole fucking job to be on the ball. The government isn't in a place to tell anyone about their team's fitness.


vw bug - Feb 17, 2006 5:50:31 am PST #9708 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Home from the ER again. This is getting really, really old. At least this was a relatively short trip. But, get this.

I'm not allowed to leave the house till Tuesday...not even to walk the dog.

And they thought the steroids would make me cranky.


brenda m - Feb 17, 2006 5:56:18 am PST #9709 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Kiwi baby! Second one ever at the National Zoo.

New Zealanders don't travel with their kids? Kinda like the way they think.

Ouch, vw.


SuziQ - Feb 17, 2006 5:56:32 am PST #9710 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Oh man vw. You are under house arrest. Well - stay put. Get better. Find a good book or something and just give in.

Why, oh why, am I at work. This place is a ghost town. I know it is still early, but there are usually a fair number of early birds here. CJ came to work with me though, so he will keep me entertained. He wanted to check out the construction site next door.


vw bug - Feb 17, 2006 5:58:17 am PST #9711 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

I have radically accepted this and am trying to think of fun things to occupy my time.

Still frustrated.


Calli - Feb 17, 2006 5:58:41 am PST #9712 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

But my main motivation for wanting to lose weight is that I can't afford to buy new clothes.

Yep. I got four lovely pair of jeans when I reached my goal weight 18 months ago. Right now they're hanging in my closet, taunting me.

I'm not allowed to leave the house till Tuesday...not even to walk the dog.

Oy! I'm sorry. Are they worried the cold air will aggravate the asthma or something?


vw bug - Feb 17, 2006 6:00:19 am PST #9713 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Are they worried the cold air will aggravate the asthma or something?

That and the wind. It's supposed to get really cold/windy this weekend.


Sparky1 - Feb 17, 2006 6:00:30 am PST #9714 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

When I was in NZ, we went to the Auckland Zoo the morning we were leaving just to go see a kiwi. They are the most adorable furry basketballs on legs, ever!

ION, and speaking of NZ, our mail server is down, and I need a file I've saved in email to be able to send off a resume to Wellington. Frustrating!

We have another candidate interviewing today -- the last one. She got her law degree the year I was born, and I'm no Spring Chicken.

vw, I'm so sorry the doctors have put you under house arrest, but if it helps you get better...