Wesley: Feng Shui. Gunn: Right. What's that mean again? Wesley: That people will believe anything. Actually, in this place, Feng Shui will probably have enormous significance. I'll align my furniture the wrong way and suddenly catch fire or turn into a pudding.

'Conviction (1)'


Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


brenda m - Feb 17, 2006 4:21:16 am PST #9688 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Rolling my eyes forever, SA. And biting my tongue on the fucking BMI rant.


brenda m - Feb 17, 2006 4:30:23 am PST #9689 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Oh, and on the weight loss subject -

I haven't been doing well at all on getting back into the healthy eating thing, and I really need to. I have shitloads of clothes and nothing that fits, and I'm just feeling really gross right now.

But. Somehow in this most recent cycle of weight gain, I seem to be developing an ass. I come from a long line of flat-asses, so this is really a new thing, and I'm kind of pleased. (Seriously. We were at the state fair a couple of summers ago and my dad coughed and his pants fell down. True story.) So now I have to figure out exercise/diet solutions that will get rid of my big fat belly but keep some of the junk in the trunk. Must ponder.


§ ita § - Feb 17, 2006 4:34:04 am PST #9690 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I feel dirty just remembering enough to start this post, but I swear Jessica Simpson had some butt-enhancing workout tips after her Daisy Duke foray last year, or whenever.

You could google.


Nora Deirdre - Feb 17, 2006 4:36:38 am PST #9691 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

feel dirty just remembering enough to start this post, but I swear Jessica Simpson had some butt-enhancing workout tips after her Daisy Duke foray last year, or whenever.

t points and laughs

No, not really.


SuziQ - Feb 17, 2006 4:43:58 am PST #9692 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

points and laughs

No, not really.

At anyone but ita, I would just leave it at the first line. ita scares me though, so she can have all the embarassing knowledge she wants.


Laura - Feb 17, 2006 4:58:18 am PST #9693 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

The ballet plie wide stance does wonders for the butt. (lived around body focused ballet people for years)


Steph L. - Feb 17, 2006 5:04:41 am PST #9694 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

Please. I can't imagine what I'd look like with fifty pounds off my frame. Frankly, I think it wouldn't be terribly healthy for me, and I don't think I'd see me were I to look in the mirror. I like myself right now, extra baggage and all. Where the hell would I lose it from anyway?

God, I have such a huge hate-on for the BMI. I bet no one ever tells Brad Pitt that he needs to lose weight.

Is your BP good? Your cholesterol? Your blood sugar? Then good god, why does your doctor need to cram you into a line on a chart?

I know people at their "ideal" weight who have unbelievably high cholesterol and blood pressure. But they fit in that slot on the BMI chart, so it's all good, yo.

Rant rant ranty-pants.


Laura - Feb 17, 2006 5:07:24 am PST #9695 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Don't remember how close we have to be to end of thread, but I need to go over to B'craxy and suggest a few of the Spike Quotes that Deena brought to the table last time. There were a few that strike a cord.

I think I'm sobering up.

So when do we destroy the world, already?

That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.

Every day a fresh bout of torture.

They all seem appropriate about now.


Laura - Feb 17, 2006 5:08:38 am PST #9696 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Please. I can't imagine what I'd look like with fifty pounds off my frame.

Feh. Doctor is jealous of the hottness that is SA.


SuziQ - Feb 17, 2006 5:09:45 am PST #9697 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Amen Steph.

I've finally gotten to a point in my life where, when my father makes any slightly derogatory comment about my weight, I fire back with "but my cholesterol and BP are perfect". His aren't.

And honestly, I'd rather take on the extra weight and deal with the body issues I have than have to take extra meds with who knows what side effects in order to control my cholesterol or BP.