[link] I NEED THIS. I also need to be a size 6, but hey. A girl can dream.

Hil does math for glamor and the fast life now, I remember when she did it to figure out how much she had to drink.

Laughing here. Hey, would it be wrong to make up business cards that list my job title as "idiot savant"?

My employer (Russell) got mentioned in Fortune magazine's list of the top 100 employers. Isn't that nice? And now they're installing TVs all over the office, which sounds great, but apparently they have their own channel of Russell-related news, called Russell TV. (I would love it if it's just a series of interviews with guys named Russell.) There are ads for it all around the office, including in every cubicle of the men's room. (And over the urinal, since apparently they believe none of us can aim that high.) I take a relief stop and find myself confronted with a sign announcing "You'll never see TV the same way again." After I mutter "What I do in here is my own business", I start wondering how to Photoshop a new sign saying "Smile! You're on Russell TV!"

The interesting thing is, I have my entire section behind me on this.

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Actually Andi (Windsparrow) is the one who suggested it. I believe she feels that (a now older and more mature) Dawn would be a good match as an intern or a young doc that wouldn't take crap from House.

She would find his attempts at being scary amusing, given that 1. his snark is worse than his bite, and 2. she's probably a more accomplished single-stick fighter than he is, and therefore need not worry about anything he would do with the cane. She's smart enough that she'd hold her own in the team, as well as snark right back at House occasionally (and imagine the snark-fest when Giles drops in for a visit). I doubt breaking and entering in a good cause would make her so much as blink. Oh, yes, Dr. Summers belongs on House.

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t goes down, flailing

Hi there, Goody Trudy. 'Sup?

Nothin. How are you?

Suddenly, oh how I would love to see River get caught in some time-warp wormhole, and confront House. She'd have him in knots.

Nothin. How are you?

I am a legend on legs, is how I am. I'm working on a spreadsheet I've saved to the network with the title "No beer and no TV makes William go something something.xls", I have a date this Saturday at the Zoo, I just had my performance review and the visit to America is a go, and Bec sent me colourful turtles to strew about my computer.

Next week I'll be having a discussion about what I need to become a senior consultant. I'm thinking a work ethic might be on the list. Oh, and the guy on the Assumptions team that I get to order around told me today that I'm a sick man. Result!

I'm chatting on the phone and on the computer with Dh - it is very silly

All that and a Zoo Date too. Duuuuude.