'Dear Diary, Today I was pompous and my sister was crazy.' 'Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever.'

Jayne ,'Safe'


Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Steph L. - Feb 15, 2006 9:26:14 am PST #9378 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Teppy, I hope they figure out was is wrong with your dad soon so that he can feel better.

The latest update is that they think it's an enlarged prostate (not unusual in a 64-year-old man) that's been untreated for long enough that the pain spread. Easy enough to treat with drugs (if prostatitis is, in fact, what it is).

And I got the fun of hearing my dad say "prostate." After he first mis-pronounced it as "prostrate," making me think of badfic writers everywhere.


SuziQ - Feb 15, 2006 9:28:23 am PST #9379 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

That reminds me of a recent debate I had over the spelling of come/cum. With a 15 year old.

I'm going to hell.


Aims - Feb 15, 2006 9:31:11 am PST #9380 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

The same 15 year old that dubbed it "The Nawty Worm"?


Topic!Cindy - Feb 15, 2006 9:31:38 am PST #9381 of 10001
What is even happening?

Why would badf...

I never asked it. Never.

Teppy, I hope they can provide your dad with some relief, and that the diagnosis is correct.


WindSparrow - Feb 15, 2006 9:32:00 am PST #9382 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

That reminds me of a recent debate I had over the spelling of come/cum. With a 15 year old.

I'm going to hell.

I'm probably going to hell for thinking it would be fun to watch Hugh Laurie have that conversation.


Steph L. - Feb 15, 2006 9:32:29 am PST #9383 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

My Dad mispronounces lots and lots and LOTS of words, and I feel like the Worst Daughter EVAR that, after 34 years, I still cringe every. single. time. Yesterday he was reading me what was written on his iv bag (sodium chloride 0.45%), and he read it as sodium chloroform, and insisted 3 times that that was what it said.


Aims - Feb 15, 2006 9:32:41 am PST #9384 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I'm going to hell for thinking "The dad from Wonder Years??" everytime someone mentions Hugh Laurie.


juliana - Feb 15, 2006 9:33:26 am PST #9385 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

askye, you can totally make it, because you are Teh Awesome.

{{{{{sj}}}}} Oh, you poor thing! I'm glad Dave and your mom are able to be there for you.

Fay! Love hearing the job search updates - it sounds so exotic.

Nora, good luck on the decision. A day sounds excessive, but I'm lazy like that.


lisah - Feb 15, 2006 9:35:22 am PST #9386 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

My Dad mispronounces lots and lots and LOTS of words, and I feel like the Worst Daughter EVAR that, after 34 years, I still cringe every. single. time.

oh I have that with my dad too. I don't just cringe but I often correct him in a super-exasperated tone of voice. It makes me crazy (both him doing it and my reaction). I somehow think that if he just tries hard enough he'll be able to pronounce things like a normal person.


brenda m - Feb 15, 2006 9:36:10 am PST #9387 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Yesterday he was reading me what was written on his iv bag (sodium chloride 0.45%), and he read it as sodium chloroform, and insisted 3 times that that was what it said.

I'm thinking your dad might have bigger problems than the alien baby if he's right.