You do well to flee, townspeople! I will pillage your lands and dwellings! I will burn your crops and make merry sport with your more attractive daughters! Ha ha ha! Mark my words! Ooh! Ale! I smell delicious ale!

Olaf the Troll ,'Showtime'


Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


tommyrot - Feb 14, 2006 8:31:16 am PST #9202 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Lillian was sitting next to her, made a note of this, and proceeded to stick her hand in front of the other baby's nose to protect it from the attack of the snot sucker.

Heh. Lillian the snot-sucker slayer....


Aims - Feb 14, 2006 8:31:40 am PST #9203 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

The thing about daycare is that, IME, they KNOW that you will do anything for your child to NOT BE DIFFERENT. And so, they don't plan. The only time I freaked out on them not planning was when they all of a sudden (Like, Nov. 10th) decided to be closed on Veteran's Day. Enough of us parents freaked out on her and she kept the school open. So sometimes, it's worth freaking out, sometimes, NSM.


Aims - Feb 14, 2006 8:31:59 am PST #9204 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Plei, that is the cutest thing EVER.


Betsy HP - Feb 14, 2006 8:32:07 am PST #9205 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Lillian was sitting next to her, made a note of this, and proceeded to stick her hand in front of the other baby's nose to protect it from the attack of the snot sucker.

So young, and already an activist. You must be proud. (Seriously, great empathy for such a young kid.)


Gudanov - Feb 14, 2006 8:33:51 am PST #9206 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

That's really cute PMM


P.M. Marc - Feb 14, 2006 8:34:31 am PST #9207 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

I love my weird freak of a baby.


juliana - Feb 14, 2006 8:34:32 am PST #9208 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Lillibean is too. freakin'. adorable. Eeee!


sj - Feb 14, 2006 8:35:41 am PST #9209 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I am back from just over 4 hours of getting poked and prodded at the urgent care facility. If I go to my regular doctor he is not allowed to do blood tests, and he was not there first thing this morning anyway, so I went to urgent care. I got IV liquids, IV antibiotics, and a flu test (negative). Four hours after I took my tylenol, I asked if I could take more, they said no because my fever was gone. I told them it was coming back. They didn't believe me. Twenty minutes later it was back up to 101. I threw a fit when they tried to get me admitted to the hospital, so they are making me come back tomorrow for more IV antibiotics and liquids. They think the infection may have spread to my kidneys.


Calli - Feb 14, 2006 8:36:04 am PST #9210 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

The thing about daycare is that, IME, they KNOW that you will do anything for your child to NOT BE DIFFERENT. And so, they don't plan.

Man, it's such a good thing that I won't be having kids. Because I would give my child(ren) trauma for life. "Cards and treats by 7 am tomorrow? As if. My kid'll be spending 9 hours playing with other kids--that's a party in itself."

And then those 9 hours would be spent with the other kids pinching Callietta, saying, "Why's your mom such a bitch, kiddo?"


sj - Feb 14, 2006 8:36:43 am PST #9211 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Lillian was sitting next to her, made a note of this, and proceeded to stick her hand in front of the other baby's nose to protect it from the attack of the snot sucker.

This is too cute.