And I wonder, what possible catastrophe came crashing down from heaven and brought this dashing stranger to tears?

Drusilla ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


beekaytee - Feb 13, 2006 4:04:54 pm PST #9103 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

sj much ~ma and some unsolicited advice from a UTI-sister who has learned the trick...for me at least.

After suffering 7 utis in one year, I figured out a non-doc formula that works perfectly. Maybe it would help you too.

I get the pure, non-sugar variety of cranberry juice from the healthfood store and slug at least a cup at a time. It is not for the faint of heart, but it is powerfully helpful in making the u-tract inhospitable to the little infecto-bastards.

Also, I take bee propolis extract...30% solution straight into the back of my throat because the taste is big of the ick. One stopperful every hour or so until the symptoms dissipate.

I haven't been to a doctor for this in more than 5 years.

It's also true that I start this regimen as soon as the all-too familiar symptoms raise their ugly heads. I'm not sure how it will work once the shakes have taken hold. God I hate that panicky, painful feeling.

Whatever you do for it, may it all pass really quickly.


Gudanov - Feb 13, 2006 4:48:11 pm PST #9104 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

Lot's of health-ma for you dad Steph, and the alien baby joke. Funny.


Gudanov - Feb 13, 2006 4:50:02 pm PST #9105 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

Gotta go find a red crayon and make valentine cards for my kids now.


amych - Feb 13, 2006 4:54:48 pm PST #9106 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Gotta go find a red crayon and make valentine cards for my kids now.

You? Best dad ever (and that's with some stiff competition).


meara - Feb 13, 2006 4:58:38 pm PST #9107 of 10001

Gotta go find a red crayon and make valentine cards for my kids now.

That definitely beats the "nuns saying a novena" card! I haven't checked my mail, dunno if Dad sent one this year...though there might be more provocation to do so, this year, than ever...


DCJensen - Feb 13, 2006 5:01:19 pm PST #9108 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

I even tried to calculate if you were coming out ahead with the 8k additional salary and the increased commjute, but I decided I didn't have enough data. But I was totally thinking about you, just not typing. Anyway, congratulations, esp. pon the using your brain part.

I calculate about $2k/year of that will spent be gas and maintainence on the vehicle. Maybe $2.5k

But hey, I hear they will give overtime freely, and possible bonuses three times a year.


Daisy Jane - Feb 13, 2006 5:32:23 pm PST #9109 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Not even going to talk about divorce. I've seen 4 (5?) pretty much unfun any way you slice it. I sat my parents down the last time they discussed it and 'splained "You're both 50-something, no one is going to like you any better than he does."

I have the hiccups, and I need to make a pie. Also, I made the most horrid mistake ever, job wise..I'm beating myself with a studded board right now (not literally).


lisah - Feb 13, 2006 5:41:49 pm PST #9110 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

My money is on alien baby in GI tract. Only *one* doctor out of the 4 that saw him today thought that was funny.

Ah, now see, my best friend the ER doc would have really appreciated that one. Look what her pregnant self did this Halloween:

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Anyway, Tep, I'm glad it's looking like nothing super serious for your dad but sorry you (and he) are having to deal with more medical crap.


Nicole - Feb 13, 2006 5:44:31 pm PST #9111 of 10001
I'm getting the pig!

I have the hiccups, and I need to make a pie.

I always heard swallowing a little sugar cured hiccups. I'll have to try making a pie next time.

I made the most horrid mistake ever, job wise

Most horrid mistakes ever really suck. Hope things are easily fixed.

Does *anyone* out there watch Related? I really enjoy this show and I want a Bob of my very own. But he should look like Marco.


Sparky1 - Feb 13, 2006 5:52:48 pm PST #9112 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

Did someone say pie? Yum.

I hope the work mistake is not as bad as you think it is. I know I've beaten myself with the studded board once or twice only to find out that I was the only one who really cared about the mistake. I hope it turns out that way for you, too.

sj, I'm glad you're feeling like you can get some sleep.

KB, you're FUNNY. Maybe we should send you to keep Teppy company while she deals with those dull-witted doctors.