This girl at school? She told me that gelatin is made from ground-up cow's feet and that every time you eat Jell-O there's some cow out there limping around without any feet. But I told her that I'm sure the cow is dead before they cut its feet off, right?

Dawn ,'Never Leave Me'


Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


sj - Feb 12, 2006 6:43:25 pm PST #8877 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Is there a fumbled apology? Aflinch of JESUS, DID I SAY THAT? Mmm, no. Nothin. Just keeeeeeeps on talkin.

Is he still alive? Because if he is, we should fix that.


DebetEsse - Feb 12, 2006 6:44:13 pm PST #8878 of 10001
Woe to the fucking wicked.

No, sj. Like Batman, we should make him wish that he was dead.


Trudy Booth - Feb 12, 2006 6:46:34 pm PST #8879 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I was too stunned to injure him. I'll blame my lack of reflexes on bereavement.

Now, whenever we hate ourselves, what are we going to do?

We are going to direct that ill-will toward Cliff at the Chinese New Year Party. Got it?


Cass - Feb 12, 2006 6:47:50 pm PST #8880 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

we should make him wish that he was dead
This was my advice as well.

I napped the afternoon away and can't figure out if I want to be awake now or not.


Trudy Booth - Feb 12, 2006 6:49:13 pm PST #8881 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I napped the afternoon away and can't figure out if I want to be awake now or not.

t tickles Cass

Did that make you giggle or enrage you?


Hil R. - Feb 12, 2006 6:50:47 pm PST #8882 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

we should make him wish that he was dead

This seems like a good plan.


Cass - Feb 12, 2006 6:51:10 pm PST #8883 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Mostly the rage thing. And by mostly? Yeah, I should go back to sleep post haste.


Trudy Booth - Feb 12, 2006 6:52:23 pm PST #8884 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Persactly. Sleep, ragey-girl.


Vortex - Feb 12, 2006 7:15:00 pm PST #8885 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I was too stunned to injure him. I'll blame my lack of reflexes on bereavement.

y'know sometimes, you just can't say anything to people that are that fucking clueless. You either punch them in the face or say nothing.


P.M. Marc - Feb 12, 2006 7:41:09 pm PST #8886 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Say nothing, because eventually, he'll get his, and he's not worth the time to hit, slap, punch, kick, or insult with cunning wit. Clueless is clueless.

Still, jeebus. What a maroon.