Yikes--I just got a chain email from my (least favorite) cousin, telling me to reply immediately if I "love the Lord" and to send it to 10 friends to see if THEY love the Lord. It was liberally illustrated with pictures of churches and crosses and whatnot. I am sure he means well in his way, but it's awfully invasive and annoying. I deleted it without replying.
William ,'Conversations with Dead People'
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Well, now, how am I supposed to tell you how much I love the Lord if you just delete the thing??
Poor Aimee, doesn't get to love the Lord.
Can I tell him that, Lord how I hate chain letters and email?
I *never* get to love the Lord. *pout*
t kicks sand over footprints
how am I supposed to tell you how much I love the Lord if you just delete the thing??
I think you should use marionettes! Monkey marionettes!
t /silly
Obviously, being stuck at work on a lovely day here in Northern California is not good for my brain function.
Happy Birthday, -t!
The Lord understands if I see other people. It took me forever to get the wrong in "Kuntsler" because I totally used to hero-worship William Kunstler(or was he a Koensler?,Somebody on this fricking list has to know the man I mean.) Lefty Attorney and I have a funny German name too. I had to fricking *lean* on that middle syllable to stop being all "Kiss Rocks?" about it...I get it. It's like being from the Mulva family.
I Snopsed my cousin big time, yesterday, for one of those e-mail chain petitions.
She's approaching 47 years old--old enough to know better, and young enough to understand internet basics.
I had to spoil the secret for her--that email fairy does not wave her magic wand--over e-petitions that DON'T HAVE SIGNATURES, PHONE NUMBERS, ADDRESSES OR ANY OTHER FORM OF VERIFABLE INFORMATION--in order to make the legitimate, and then bring them to the proper authorities.
Still, I hope I didn't ruin her April Fool's Day.
I deleted it without replying.
Go you with the brave tempting of the fates. I read that the Lord really gets pissed at people that delete email loving him and all.
Reminds me of a fun bumper sticker I saw a while back.
Jesus Loves You. The rest of us think you're an asshole.
I laughed so hard at that one.