Very convincing. Makes me completely want to put myself under government control. Please take me to where you can make me unconscious and naked.

Riley ,'Help'


Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


meara - Dec 20, 2005 5:04:19 pm PST #828 of 10001

OK, I typed up a grumpy post about being bored and lonesome, but decided I should (semi) shut up instead.

But if anyone wants to suggest a fascinating site or story...


libkitty - Dec 20, 2005 5:04:28 pm PST #829 of 10001
Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs

Want the slippers! Just got others, and I have stoopid big feet so they probably wouldn't work, but want!


SuziQ - Dec 20, 2005 5:07:38 pm PST #830 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

K-bug is now minus her wisdom teeth. She is on the couch being a pitiful child, as one would expect.

I wish I had a magic wand - there is so much good I could do with the power. I promise I wouldn't even hex Katie's ex-bosses (much).


Atropa - Dec 20, 2005 5:10:35 pm PST #831 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Jilli! Did you know that in The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy xmas special Santa gets bit by a vampire and sleeps in a gingerbread coffin?!

Oooooh! Okay, I need to see that.

ita! Those slippers! Ohmygoodness, I need them.

Katerina Bee, your former employers are CRAZY. I think small claims court or going to the local news are both good plans.

I have been skippy-skimmy girl lately (when I'm even here, that is), so I'm just going to assume that everyone needs hugs, and I will be giving The Universe a good talking to about the way things have been going lately.


Atropa - Dec 20, 2005 5:10:40 pm PST #832 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Oh good lord, another double-post. grrr!


DavidS - Dec 20, 2005 5:10:50 pm PST #833 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

K-bug is now minus her wisdom teeth. She is on the couch being a pitiful child, as one would expect.

Upper or lower or both?

Lower are worse, 'cuz you have to rinse out the sockets.


Katerina Bee - Dec 20, 2005 5:12:41 pm PST #834 of 10001
Herding cats for fun

Laura: Too right there. Sparky1: Me too! Jessica: Me boggled, yup. Strega: You are entirely right. Fred Pete: Verily, egad. I think I left my jaw back in last week. Meara: AND bizarrely hostile. Sail: You’re hired to implement your evil Plan of Doom. Libkitty: Agreed, that one won’t be satisfied with anything. DavidS: and then we’ll do your evil boss. Trudy: Bwah. D’ya think this is somehow Tom’s fault??? I need focus for my blame! MG: Just a little bit of crapulence should be enough, I think.

The thing about bosses who expect mindreading as a basic skill is that they have this happy little fantasy where the help is getting stuff done and they don’t have to do anything tedious like saying what they want. What they don’t imagine: people like me would read their nasty little minds, find all the dirt, and then sit them down for a nice long uncomfortable session about what it will to take to keep the tale of the unreported commission from the IRS, the shenanigans from the wife, etc.

Off to try out that Triple Garlic Chicken Soup, served with buttered rolls. Back tomorrow, for yea, verily, I am free from web traffic monitoring software and looking for entertainment and cromulence.


SuziQ - Dec 20, 2005 5:13:25 pm PST #835 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

All 4 have been yanked. They have a pressure bandage on her head, she is pitifully adorable, not that she would agree with you. Apparently her tongue is still numb and it is bugging her.


libkitty - Dec 20, 2005 5:15:45 pm PST #836 of 10001
Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs

Ack! Poor thing!


SailAweigh - Dec 20, 2005 5:18:28 pm PST #837 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Oh, I remember the rubber tongue. And lips! Don't let her try to eat anything for hours and hours or she will chew them right off without knowing it.