Can't drink, smoke, diddle my willy. Doesn't leave much to do other than watch you blokes stumble around playing Agatha Christie.

Spike ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


SuziQ - Dec 20, 2005 4:06:04 am PST #659 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

I'll second Cash's GRONK. Couldn't sleep worth a darn, and getting up/dressed/to work was a bitch, yet here I am with clothes on.

K-bug gets her wisdom teeth pulled this afternoon. Even though DH is available to be there for her, she wants MOMMY.

C spent too much of last night text messaging with her drunk father. Yes, he took the news that she didn't want to live with him because he drinks so well, that he decided to prove her point for her. Still does not make it easier.

CJ is bored to tears. I think we will give back a couple of toys, imagination play type stuff, just so we can maintain OUR sanity.

Hey Trudes, that new year you ordered for me must be on slow boat delivery...


Calli - Dec 20, 2005 4:10:07 am PST #660 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

{{{Cass}}}

Cash, I'm glad you're doing OK!

I should be doing some of that work like stuff right now. Hmmmm. Task no. 1: find motivation.


vw bug - Dec 20, 2005 4:21:15 am PST #661 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

I am at work. I get points for that, right?


DebetEsse - Dec 20, 2005 4:22:45 am PST #662 of 10001
Woe to the fucking wicked.

Lots of points. More points, even, than I get for being in class (which is looking inceasingly like it wil also be the case tomorrow. Grrr...Argh)


vw bug - Dec 20, 2005 4:25:15 am PST #663 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

I did not think my wardrobe through very clearly. I must need more coffee. I brought a red sweater to wear with a purple top. Someone shoot me.


Ginger - Dec 20, 2005 4:25:50 am PST #664 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

As Woody Allen said, "90% of life is just showing up."


Laura - Dec 20, 2005 4:30:35 am PST #665 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

More points than I get. After I got home from car pool I sat down and haven't moved off the couch. 9:30 now. I think I should shower now and get to work. I'll think about it a bit more. They will have coffee at the office. That would be nice.


vw bug - Dec 20, 2005 4:31:00 am PST #666 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Showing up may be all I do today. I'm going to try to be invisible so I can work on my paper that is due tomorrow.

Since 5am I've been defining the concepts that made the cut. I'm almost done with that step. I suspect a few more will make the cut as I'm writing the other parts (ones I find that I don't have anything to say about), but as of right now there are 31 of them. I cut! I really did! I also added.

I suck at doing things like this half-assed.


§ ita § - Dec 20, 2005 4:33:40 am PST #667 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I suck at doing things like this half-assed.

Aha! Maybe we have a definition problem. Your mission, which you totally have to accept so don't even ask, is to write about 20 or so concepts.

That's not half-assed. It's the assignment.

Writing about 31? That'd be half-assed.


Laura - Dec 20, 2005 4:33:53 am PST #668 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

looks up, notices vw is Evil!