Aimee, I had to miss my uncle's funeral last month and it made me feel extremely bad--but I just couldn't face the travel so I sent a card to my aunt and chipped in with my sisters for food for the funeral and that made me feel better.

Was this the uncle that lived in Ypsilanti? I am so so sorry about that.

Jilli, how does one clean a corset? Black satin. Also, would you help me buy one?

Jilli, somewhere someone was looking for information about your former roommate and her roadkill art. I think this may be it.

Car thieves do love their Civics. Our Civics.

Someone's Civics.

That said, I hate my Saturn and want another Honda ASAP. That'll learn me. I'll take the theft risk over the crap turn radius, extreme noise, and oil-eating ANY day.

Hec would be pleased.

::is pleased::

I just made an appointment with the fancy schmancy salon for a cut and color. Now I just need to decide what I want to do!

I recommend that you cut it shorter since it's impossible to cut it longer. Also, you should just go ahead and get a cool cut because the alternative is less desireable. Make sure you get your schmancy's worth!

Make sure you get your schmancy's worth!

If not, take home a towel.

Wait, that's for getting back at hotels.

Which I would never do.

Well, maybe the shampoo and soaps, but that's it.

I have my own towel.

Hey you sass that hoopy Daniel? He's one frood who really knows where his towel is.

t /huge dork

So, should I go blond or red?

Epic, you may be a huge dork, but you're not alone in your dorkiness. That's exactly what I was thinking when I read Daniel's post.

BLONDE!!!! I loved you blonde. It brightened up your face better than the red.

Jilli, somewhere someone was looking for information about your former roommate and her roadkill art. I think this may be it.

Yep, that's her.