This is not funny. This... this is a morality tale about the evils of sake.

Simon ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 28: For the Safety of Puppies...and Christmas!  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DavidS - Jan 25, 2006 6:38:06 am PST #6102 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I should have paid more attention.

Yes, of course, it's your fault that your wife simply stopped paying the bills. You should punish yourself by denying yourself meals. That'll teach you!


EpicTangent - Jan 25, 2006 6:45:41 am PST #6103 of 10001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Morning Gronklies All.

Dear Epic, thank you for the boss rebuke and poking (he's a nice big target).

My pleasure, I assure you. Since I'm pretty confident I'd get into rather a large amount of trouble for bringing the dirk in and "reprimanding" my own cow-orkers, virtually rebuking yours and Kat Bee's is nicely satisfying. Wait a sec - Kat Bee? Is this the same boss with the whole check-giving-taking-back-basically-stealing-money-from-you Harpy that you spoke of earlier? If so, I think the dirk may not be strong enough punishment. For her, I'll borrow Lord McFionn's broadsword. *gets firm two-handed "poke" ready*

{{{Gud}}} Please be as good to you as you can be.


erikaj - Jan 25, 2006 6:46:45 am PST #6104 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

I'm sorry. Still hate your wife. I know you'll defend her, too, which makes it more painful.


DCJensen - Jan 25, 2006 6:49:39 am PST #6105 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

Hey everyone, what's "fnord" from?

I think it's an Illuminati thing. Here's the whatis definition

I'ts also one of Pinky's sayings on Pinky and the Brain.


Topic!Cindy - Jan 25, 2006 6:54:02 am PST #6106 of 10001
What is even happening?

A piece of toast in the morning Gud, and take a PB&J (or similar) sandwich to work. We're talking pennies.


Gudanov - Jan 25, 2006 6:56:08 am PST #6107 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

You should punish yourself by denying yourself meals. That'll teach you!

It isn't punishment, it's just cutting back. 'Sides, I know some people get real strong bad effects from missing meals, but I'm not like that. Get a bit hungry during lunch time, but then it goes away. I never tended to eat a big meal at lunch anyway and half the time I didn't eat breakfest anyway for lack of time.


Trudy Booth - Jan 25, 2006 7:02:05 am PST #6108 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

But isn't stress making things harder on your admittedly super metabolism?

Just TRY something nutritious part way through the day.

Signed,

Your board full of pseudo-jewish-mothers


Gudanov - Jan 25, 2006 7:03:50 am PST #6109 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

I do take a big 'ol multivitamin every day. Tom Cruise would be proud.


Amy - Jan 25, 2006 7:11:34 am PST #6110 of 10001
Because books.

I do take a big 'ol multivitamin every day.

I can't believe that doesn't make you nauseous, with no food in your stomach. Or maybe I'm just remembering the effects of prenatals.

Do you ever have leftovers from dinner? You could pack those for lunch. Or seriously, do the PBJ or at least a bologna with mustard. Cheap and easy to pack. And an apple! Pennies, as Cindy said.


Aims - Jan 25, 2006 7:20:11 am PST #6111 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

{{{Gud}}} So sorry, man.

For those playing the home game:

A) Yes, I am still sick. Deathly sick. Co-workers run from me sick.

B) Yes, I have a fever. 99.1 this morning.

C) Yes, I am at work.

Somebody shoot me.